"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style

[Perfection]

Bozo Erectus says he has nine cows, but everyone else claims that the squirrel doesn't count.

 

[Raisin Bran]

Perfection had 2 cows

Since they were perfect cows one was full black and the other was full white

 

[Urederra]

Chukchi Husky has no cows.

I am fair game BTW.

 

[Mise]

Chucki Husky has two cows. They hate him, but nobody cares.

(and yes i'm fair game)

 

[Perfection]

Chukchi Husky has no cows.

I already made that joke, you jerk.

Urederra had two cows they were the cheap rip-offs of Perfections cows.

Gogf has no sows.

 

[skadistic]

I think Mise has two cows but they could be bulls its hard to tell in the picture.

 

[Mise]

Gogf has no sows.

I was going to make that joke about nonconformist, but i figured something similar had already been done.

@skadistic:

 

[Urederra]

I already made that joke, you jerk.

Man, it was 5 pages back and I didn't go though the whole thread to see if anyone else made the same joke because I was very busy watching Spain winning the world basketball tournament

I didn't expect anybody coming across with that joke. I might have catched the perfection virus. Man, I am doomed. I must have catched it yesterday at Red Wing's Casino.

 

[Whomp]

Skadisktic has 2 how now cows. It's a southern thang.

 

[Perfection]

Whomp has two Holstiens, and yes they have markings that look like the facial paint on Kiss performers.

 

[skadistic]

Skadisktic has 2 how now cows. It's a southern thang.

And its a Mazda

Whomp had two cows but he made them into 2000 Whompers.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Kan has two cows, but only half of one can see at any one time, since they share a monacle.

 

[mrtn]

Skadistic has two cows, one of whom has heraldic markings.

I'm fair game.

 

[skadistic]

mrtn has two cows.........in 28mm scale
(I wish I did)

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

mrtn had two cows, he didn't like how they looked, so he made new .pcx for them.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Whenever anyone gets a new cow, Perfection comes along and tells them he already had a cow just like it.

 

[Urederra]

Narz thinks he has two cows, but what he really has is:

Spoiler :

Sorry, but I had to use the new smilies.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Urederra had two cows, which completely trampled the cows from Greece, by like 70-45 or something, right?

 

[Urederra]

70-47 quite a low score for a basket match.

 

[bhsup]

Whenever anyone gets a new cow, Perfection comes along and tells them he already had a cow just like it.

Okay Eran, you have the best one so far!!

Eran has two cows, but one cow decides Eran is wrong about a great many things and renames himself "Reorganized Eran". The other cow sits back and makes funny comments about Reorganized Eran's swanky new temple.