Two Cows: NES STYLE

[Kozmos]

*Doesnt appreciate NK sarcasm just to further the conflict*

 

[North King]

*Doesn't care...*

 

[Kozmos]

*is hurt and wows revenge*

 

[Thlayli]

Guys, this thread is about cows, remember?

 

[Kozmos]

No this thread fails and now is about Jessica Alba.

 

[Azale]

shut up hoe

staznes6: You have two cows, you try to milk them but things keep getting in your damned way. Damnit.

 

[Erik Mesoy]

StDarNes: You have two cows in space. Everything goes well despite jeering from old-timers who disapprove of science fiction and fantasy NESes.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Well said Erik.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Lord Iggy am I playing in your NES?

Aney-Tigot. You're at war with Eldrania. Orders by Friday.

 

[erez87]

Aney-Tigot. You're at war with Eldrania. Orders by Friday.

Exactly, that means I tust you to keep your NES... But it doesn't mean I trust all NES's to go pass update two..

 

[EQandcivfanatic]

MetalNES Old School: You have the potential of two cows. All they're doing is waiting, and waiting, and waiting, and waiting...

HURRY UP GOSH DURN IT!

 

[Metaliturtle]

You'll get your update tonight

there's gonna be a weird japan, some major explainationarry stories will need to happen to keep that level of growth up but you should enjoy the first update

 

[Lord_Iggy]

A wierd japan indeed. Japeng will rule!

 

[Dachs]

Just ing this again - a truly wonderful and sometimes hilarious piece of NESing history that I re-re-discovered while searching for the old RTOR 2 thread.

stazNES VII: You have two cows. One cow attempts to enter the Olympics but is declared a communist and shot; the second cow has an identity crisis, then slowly sneaks away, shouting all the while that he will send you a newer, better cow sometime.

Pre-AFSNES I: You have two cows. One of them is named Tartessos and is immortal; the other is abducted by penguins and replaced with another cow. Rinse and repeat.

stSBNES: You have two cows. In reality, they are geese; they act very oddly, but somehow give excellent milk on an irregular basis for a few months, after which they are found dead at the foot of your bed.

BirdNES: You have two cows. They give very high quality milk on a regular basis, and in return consume large quantities of truffles.

LINES II: You have two cows. They fill three farms, and are still growing nicely. If you were to dig underneath them, you would find the corpse of another cow, named "Veritas", which every now and then stalks the farm like a zombie.

More hilarious two-cow madness.

 

[North King]

Holy crap, myself from a year ago depresses me.

 

[jeps]

LINES II: You have two cows. They give tons of milk, which is shared by almost everyone, and then randomly stop for months and possibly years at a time, then start again.

 

[ThomAnder]

KalNES: You have two cows. The compete nicely for a while, but eventually become overwhelmed by other cows from other farms. A brief revival is made with new investments, but to no avail and the cows eventually become neglected again, noone really bothering to check if it's alive or dead anymore.

 

[MjM]

Im afraid to do MjMNES

 

[Lord_Iggy]

^ You have two cows. They both disappear, leaving behind a letter insisting that they are still, in fact, present at the farm. How they managed to write a letter remains a mystery.

 

[North King]

MjMNES: You have two cows, who never get an update. They milk the farmer.

And this:

PureNES: You have two cows. One leaves, and creates worldwide chaos in the process.

Rings so true today...