Two Cows: NES STYLE

[Toteone]

Oooooh, that is a nice commendment

 

[das]

PumaSNES1: You have two really great cows that give lots of milk despite the occasional orderlessness, then they die from old age until they suddenly begin to rise from their graves again...

 

[Gelion]

GelNES: (self-critisism) There are these two cows.... actually no these are the two cows... actually no I have a better idea for the two cows, just wait

 

[Israelite9191]

Jason the King's NESes- You have 3 cows. The first is still born. The second looks like it will make it, then the farmer decides he wants a steak dinner. The third one amkes it through the first trials, and then dies from lack of attention from the farmer.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Farmer goes to college, forgets about cows, cows die alone and untended.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

A subtle way of saying, DON'T LET StJNESII DIE!

 

[silver 2039]

SINES: You have 2 cows. They both get killed off in a genocide.

 

[Dachs]

ITNES: You have two cows. They sign an alliance against the third cow, sneak-attack each other in alliance with the third cow, and the winner gets killed by the third one while sneak-attacking.

No, it's:
ITNES: You have two cows. The one in the west kills itself over and over again, and the one in the east grows into a bunch of empires that launch one-turn wars that completely conquer each other.

 

[Symphony D.]

No, it's:
ITNES: You have two cows. The one in the west kills itself over and over again, and the one in the east grows into a bunch of empires that launch one-turn wars that completely conquer each other.

Only if they're NPCs, otherwise not so much.

DNES: You have two cows. They have some of the best milk in the world, and both keep giving all the signs of having milk, but every time you try and milk them, you get nothing. Eventually both wander off and don't return for many moons, then it repeats.

 

[Toteone]

Yes, Daft should accept my co-mod offer.

TotNesV: You have two cows, they would have killed each other but they just drop dead. The third cow takes a rain check.

 

[Toteone]

TotNesVI: You have fortytwo cows, there can be only one.
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A single update will compromise a full year so if your supply lines are cut... expect to DIE!, Suffer a horrible rout or have your men suffer disgraceful surrender or desertion before they are massacred by the enemy for their cowardliness. Do expect to be attacked if you leave a valuable province with meager forces against a capable enemy. ---

 

[MjM]

MjMNES: You have 2 cows. One cow updates the Domestic update and does it quick and well. The other one does the war update; it takes him forever.

 

[MjM]

NES2 V: One cow is posting alot, the other isnt, in hopes of saving ITNES.

 

[Thlayli]

NES2V: You have two cows. One of them dies a lot, but keeps getting resurrected. The other cow posts a lot, but gets lynched for being a heretic.

stNNESIX: You have two cows an--oh wait, no you don't.

stNNESX: You have two cows. Wait for it...

 

[Birdjaguar]

Cows From OT

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=112708&highlight=cows

 

[North King]

MjMNES: You have two cows. Occasionally they provide milk. They'll usually provide another batch of milk sometime, the question is when...

 

[Israelite9191]

stMjMNES: You have a two cows, they produce lots of very good milk pretty well, until they get banned from the farm resulting in the farm going bust. The cows then come back and it all starts over again...

 

[MjM]

My New NES didnt die yet, though I did get banned.

 

[Birdjaguar]

Two cows graze upon the NESing hill,
Having sent their orders, they await the update thrill.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

LINES: You have 2 cows. One of them is turned into a chaotic black and white 2D splotch by Azathoth's shadow, the other runs away, gets captured by Illyria, and thrown into the Soul Vortex.