Ugly or Smelly?

[Fifty]

Would you rather be really really ugly or really really smelly?

Note that the smelliness persists through bathing and so on. You can try to cover it up with cologne and whatnot but it'd be like just a layer of cologne on top of smelliness, the smelliness would not go away.

 

[Godwynn]

Is bad breath included in the smelly option?

 

[Fifty]

Is bad breath included in the smelly option?

Yep. Bad breath, bad BO, bad everything. You're just one giant heap of smelliness.

 

[LucyDuke]

Does the smelly persist even through bathing?

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I would rather be really really ugly. That way, I can say I have "a face made for radio."

 

[downtown]

I think you can hide smelly with enough chemicals. You can't fix ugly.

 

[Fifty]

Does the smelly persist even through bathing?

Yes, it does.

 

[Perfection]

What if I'm already both? Does that mean I'll improve?

 

[Godwynn]

Yep. Bad breath, bad BO, bad everything. You're just one giant heap of smelliness.

I'll take it!

 

[Fifty]

What if I'm already both? Does that mean I'll improve?

You're by definition incapable of being improved. Plus, I wouldn't want you any other way.

 

[ANDL33]

Ugly. I'd get along great with blind people.

 

[Defiant47]

Ugly:

You can turn off your visual sensors, but not your olfactory sensors (where "you" is another person).

 

[scy12]

Being smart makes me happy . Oops sorry wrong thread.

Being happy and smart makes me want to go Smelly. Then i would use chemicals plus bathing to fix that.

 

[LucyDuke]

Being smart makes me happy . Oops sorry wrong thread.

Being happy and smart makes me want to go Smelly. Then i would use chemicals plus bathing to fix that.

We've already confirmed that this smelly persists through bathing.

 

[Perfection]

Anyways, I'd go with ugly and wear a dark cloak and mask and go with that Phantom of the Opera/Beauty and the Beast/V for Vendetta tortured soul motif.

Hell, I might even be able to make it with Natalie Portman

 

[MobBoss]

I think you can hide smelly with enough chemicals. You can't fix ugly.

No, these days, you can fix ugly too. The only thing you cant fix is stupid.

Question: Can I smell my own smell or does it just smell normal to me?

 

[Perfection]

There's forms of ugly that are definitely unfixable, such as certain rare skin disorders.

 

[classical_hero]

These threads get sillier and sillier each day.

 

[azzaman333]

I'd rather be ugly, smelly, and incredibly rich.

 

[echinococcus]

Just my 2 € cent: Being smelly you wont perceive yourself as such. You will just notice how nice everyone else smells.