What Every Man Should Know

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What are some things that you think every man should know how to do? Please post some reasoning, rather than just making a long list.

My suggestions:
1) Tying a tie (because every man needs to look nice at some point)
2) How to properly cook a steak (steak is manly, man cannot live off of microwave alone)
3) change a tire
4) bait a hook
5) properly throw a football

OK GUYS READY GO!
 
6) Specialization is for insects
 
  • Pee standing up - Because it is a time saver
  • Clean a squirrel - Because if you do it wrong, you're gonna have tufts of fur everywhere
  • Have a clear understanding of firearms and how to handle them - Because if you don't, you'll become one of those rabid anti-gun fruitcakes who fear what they do not understand
  • Treat a lady like a lady - Because, dammit, that's how mom raised me and nothing my mom taught me can be wrong
  • Tying in with the above for intimate moments, pleasure a woman properly - Because if you can't nom nom right, you're better off just staying at the bar.
 
8) Sports, just sports.
 
- know how to play Texas Hold'Em. Men play poker when they're bored, Texas poker is the manliest poker there is.
- how to shoot a gun properly, at least a pistol. If you can't cap a rattlesnake from 20 feet then gtfo.
 
10) How to pilot a Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor.

Yeah, that's right, I went there, and there's nothing you can do about it :p
 
#) Providing for your woman is your first and foremost responsibility, and if you fail to do so you fail as a man.
 
#) How to swear well. Whether you're going for a precision F-strike or a cluster F-bomb, you need to know which situations are appropriate (no church or CfC for starters) and how to do it without sounding like a moron.
 
Many good suggestions here, maybe I'll check in with some of my own later.

For now, I'll contribute the words of a man I think highly about, Mr. Rudyard Kipling:
If
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build ‘em up with wornout tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on";

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And - which is more - you’ll be a Man my son!
 
I'd like to amend how to cook a steak and have it say "Know how to cook in general." Of course it is important that one know how to cook a decent steak (because steak is awesome); however, one must also be a chef elsewhere. Heating up microwavable foods, while a stereotype common to that of a male bachelor, isn't very manly, per se. It's just being a slob.
 
What are some things that you think every man should know how to do? Please post some reasoning, rather than just making a long list.

My suggestions:
1) Tying a tie (because every man needs to look nice at some point)
2) How to properly cook a steak (steak is manly, man cannot live off of microwave alone)
3) change a tire
4) bait a hook
5) properly throw a football

OK GUYS READY GO!

tying knots in general
guns (venison=yummy)
fishing (dinner)
making a fire (cuddling by a fire is romantic, being unable to make a fire is not)
understand a map
understand a compass
ask for directions (most guys are incapable)
backpacking/camping including carrying your wife/GF's stuff
listen to wife when she complains (or at very least faking it)
being able to cook everything your wife likes
 
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