What would you do with 10 billion dollars?

Purchase Sark, as well as the other two 'smaller' Channel Islands, Herm and Alderney. Then I'd invite all of CFC OT to live on the islands for free. I ask only for your devotion to the cause.

We will form an elite fighting force. And we will take Guernsey.

(The idea is that Herm is the staging point for the amphibious attack, Alderney is the look-out point from which we will sink the battleships of the hated English, and Sark is like the capital city, and also it'll warn us if France tries anything. Although hopefully we will be able to get France as an ally.)
 
Personal vanity misconstrued as philanthropy? More seriously, lots. Any sustainable increase in South East Asian rice yields would help alleviate rural poverty for six hundred million people or so. In term of cost effectiveness endowing an institution to find means of achieving that with the intent of marrying it to environmental best practices probably revolves around optimising crop mixes, adjusting for soil particularities and making allowances for the addition of animals and trees/palms to the mix. I'm inclined to believe that the existing system left-over from earlier efforts ignores regional particularities to such an extent that it actually handicaps production. What works in volcanic Java doesn't necessarily work in shallow soiled Sumatra.

Results would then be disseminated to the people via existent NGOs and government agencies with the resulting adjustments made over decadal horizons largely by the people themselves. Teams of researchers might also be despatched to targeted areas to support the change-over. Model farms might also be established. Affecting improvements to agricultural yields is now best achieved by this kind of approach as most of the low hanging fruit like improved access to fertilisers et. al. have already been attained. Really, all we can do now is tweak at the existing system optimising for the particular contextual features already present.

I guess my willingness to retain control over this is informed by my own observations: (1) most NGOs operate over short horizons to adequately handle this task; (2) I can't think of an existent entity that would cater to these goal; (3) governments are no use as they have an irascible urge to re-task long term projects like this for short term electoral or otherwise goals; (4) while I'm human I'm not under the same pressures to preform, if the outcome takes twenty years then that's fine by me, it was never envisioned to be a quick fix; (5) I don't have to keep donors interests either; and (5) I'm not likely to pull the funding on my own project either.

As to my other goals. Well, I'm not sure what would fix Aboriginal disadvantage in Australia. There is a need for more quantifiable data and I believe that with a fairly modest endowment I could set about rectifying that lacuna. I'm not about to spend money on a problem without knowing what first to spend it on. If I put a substantial amount of that money under lock and key until that day, that's fine. I want to have the highest possible bang for my buck I can.

I also figure that a billion dollars would allow me to purchase concessions to vast swathes of Kalimantan's rainforests. I would do this partly out of legitimate environmental concern, the desire to make some money through properly tourism and in doing so legitimise this kind of conservation as both an economically and environmentally desirable thing to do and finally because tree-clearing is a personally affronting to me because it generates such a pathetically low economic return with little to no visible upside. You need to make money out of something before you can really attach a new value to it. A few hundred dollars per old growth tree is pissing away a huge potential steam of revenue in the long run. People need to be shown that in practice.

I'm also a firm believer in education the benefits of which are pretty obvious.

I'll admit that putting money aside for Early Southeast Asian history is probably a touch vain. But, really, its what I do. I figure it wouldn't hurt anyone if a fairly modest sliver of my money was put towards something that would gain me a measure of personal and professional satisfaction in addition to enriching humanity's store of knowledge.



Good for you. Can you guarantee that your selfless approach would actually achieve anything more than mine?



Sure, so would I. I'd just choose to live in comfort surrounded by books with a fast internet connection so I could be up to date with the boys on the ground.



Because endowing charitable institutions albeit under your titular control for the sole intent of philanthropic purposes is greedy.

You've obviously thought this out more than me :) I guess you're right.
 
10 billion?

Well I figure I'd only need about 10 million for my personal needs. So I'd take the rest, $9990 million, and every time there was a right wing coup in some Latin American country (eg Honduras) I'd hire thousands of mercenaries to go in, bring it down, and restore the elected government. Until they just gave up trying. Then I'd move on to Africa or something.
 
I'd legalize pot.

Then with whatever money was left over from buying congress, I'd put to altruistic use (minus a couple million finders' fee for the fam).
 
Die so it can pass to my kids tax free this year.
 
In the 2001-2005 election cycle, the DNC and its affiliated committees (which includes numerous local committees and committees formed to coordinate expenditures for specific districts or races) raised a total of US $162,062,084, 42% of which was hard money.

In the 2005-2006 election cycle, the DNC raised a total of US $61,141,823, all of it hard money.

Doesn't look like it. Unless this is some stupid "lol they robbed BP" thing.
 
keep $50 Million for my self (I can live off $500K per year), buy AMD and flip to Apple, buy controlling stake in ArcelorMittal and develop a space mining industry, make trillions, buy Vallejo California, super develop it, take over California, and make it capital of California
 
I'd probably pay off any debts I might have at the time, then get an investor and put a third into whatever he tells me to, use a third to buy a nice house, car, TV, computer, and whatever else I want, and let the last third go into the bank.
 
Oh this. $9.5 billion check to the DNC.

Watch the Republicans scream for campaign finance reform and putting limits on private donations :lol:

I could spend it much better than they could. And I'd hire Ross Perot to help me do it.
 
Revitalize the arts and humanities. I'd consult with people who work for NPR, since they're partially funded by trusts supporting the arts and so on. I can see money going toward science education, museums, libraries -- especially libraries, that sort of thing.

Establish long-term philanthropic works beyond this. Part of the money would go help unions fight corporations.

For myself...eh. A quiet residence in the countryside somewhere, although not too far from a little university town. Most of the house would be a library, and I'd probably have the residence resemble a Roman villa, complete with an atrium.
 
Buy a Boeing 747-400ER (Extended Range) and live on it, getting as much air-time as possible until the money runs out.

Or...

Repeatedly hop on the QANTAS LAX - Melbourne route over and over until the money runs out. Nice 17-hour long flights on a 747-400ER. And a lot less expensive.
 
I got no clue whatsoever. I would design the most awesome house ever and financially take care of my family, that's for sure. But besides that *shrug* Not that I don't have any ideas, I simply have so many that the time necessary to sort them out seems tedious without the money on the table.

But jeez, this would be really awesome. It is easy to be carried away by this imagination.
Repeatedly hop on the QANTAS LAX - Melbourne route over and over until the money runs out. Nice 17-hour long flights on a 747-400ER. And a lot less expensive.
Don't you have a free go on all flights due to the compensation by the airline for the plane crash?
 
I'll keep 500 million for my own personal investments. House, travel, food, you know, your average life luxuries.

I'll use the other 7,500 million dollars to hire my own personal army, recreate the Hassasins and a club of elite ninjas and make them my own personal body guard and to also carry out kidnappings at my will, bribe the Malaysian Government to let me use Johor Space as a base for attacks on Singapore, buy the loyalty of important businesses and politicians in Singapore and coup the Singaporean government and make myself King, capture Lee Kuan Yew alive and make him apologise to the nation for being such a dick, slap his son and dissolve the PAP and exile all of them to a different country.
I would later style myself as the King of Temasak, marry my love and become the first openly gay monarch for centuries and rule with an iron fist.

The last 2 billion dollars is to bribe the UN to recognise my kingdom.
 
aronnax said:
The last 2 billion dollars is to bribe the UN to recognise my kingdom.

*Yawn* its just a name change. Save yourself the effort.
 
All the CFC-ruled nations should form an alliance. We'd be unstoppable!

The Peoples' Socialist Republican Commonwealth of Greater Cubistan and the Congo (PSRCoGatCo) agrees.

May this glorious alliance and friendship last a thousand years, if the secular higher power of the proleteriat-endorsed state wills it.
 
One other thing to throw out there:

Recruit some of the best university lecturers to put together a series of lectures on their respective subjects and make them available online for free. That would help democratize knowledge (and hopefully make college more accessible in the US by allowing lower-income students to test out of a lot of courses).
 
Among [many] other things, I would purchase an NBA team, possibly the Timberwolves, and hire Bill Simmons as the GM, just to give it a whirl and see if he can walk his talk.
 
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