Who is/was worst Commie? [Poll]

[Karalysia]

NO! KIM JONG IL IS BEST KOREA!!!

Edit: Oh...you said communist....well nvm

 

[GhostWriter16]

Before Dachs reads this and gets angry, that isn't Corporatism.

You are technically correct, but I was making a point, that it was more like Corporatism than Communism.

NO! KIM JONG IL IS BEST KOREA!!!

Edit: Oh...you said communist....well nvm

Why don't you just immigrate to North Korea then? I'm sure Kim Jong would welcome you with open arms.

 

[W|M]

I'm sure Kim Jong would welcome you with open arms.

That's saying just his surname and half of his first name. Proper grammar says that you should refer to him as Kim Jong Il, Jong Il or Kim.

 

[Karalysia]

The dude invented hamburgers and got like an insane number of hole's in one and is a movie star. You will respect him and call him by his full name.

 

[Traitorfish]

That's saying just his surname and half of his first name. Proper grammar says that you should refer to him as Kim Jong Il, Jong Il or Kim.

He also accepts "Kimmy", "the K-Meister", and "Long Jong Silver".

 

[GhostWriter16]

The dude invented hamburgers and got like an insane number of hole's in one and is a movie star. You will respect him and call him by his full name.

I refuse. In fact, I will now address him as Ki Jo I.

And BTW, Ki Jo I did not get 18 holes in 1, that was mythical obviously.

And I'll call him by his name once someone kills him.

 

[Karalysia]

 

[Ajidica]

The dude invented hamburgers and got like an insane number of hole's in one and is a movie star. You will respect him and call him by his full name.

He also invented the invisable cell phone.

 

[Brian Shanahan]

The dude invented hamburgers and got like an insane number of hole's in one and is a movie star. You will respect him and call him by his full name.

So he invented the people of the City of Hamburg. I really do want to worship him now!

 

[W|M]

I refuse. In fact, I will now address him as Ki Jo I.

And BTW, Ki Jo I did not get 18 holes in 1, that was mythical obviously.

And I'll call him by his name once someone kills him.

You imperialist pig-dog oppressor!

 

[Karalysia]

North Korea's greatest achievement is simply the birth of its leader Kim Jong Il, from whose agency all its many wonders have sprung. Official historians record that at the moment of Kim's birth, bears soared through the clouds, the mountains tearfully embraced and the moon sang a number of patriotic anthems. Since this great day North Korea has conquered the heavens, harnessed the atom, fried the chicken and defeated a superpower. Other personal triumphs of Kim's include holding the Olympic 100m sprint record from 1972 to the present day, winning twelve Nobel prizes, six Michelin stars and an Oscar for best adapted screenplay, defeating Hulk Hogan and David Blaine in hand to hand combat and competitive box standing respectively, and seven World Hot Dog Eating titles.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/funny-1350-north-korea/#ixzz1821OFHd8

 

[W|M]

Mockery of the strong nation of North Korea from across the border will be met with DOUBLE FACEPUNCH!

 

[Brian Shanahan]

North Korea's greatest achievement is simply the birth of its leader Kim Jong Il, from whose agency all its many wonders have sprung. Official historians record that at the moment of Kim's birth, bears soared through the clouds, the mountains tearfully embraced and the moon sang a number of patriotic anthems. Since this great day North Korea has conquered the heavens, harnessed the atom, fried the chicken and defeated a superpower. Other personal triumphs of Kim's include holding the Olympic 100m sprint record from 1972 to the present day, winning twelve Nobel prizes, six Michelin stars and an Oscar for best adapted screenplay, defeating Hulk Hogan and David Blaine in hand to hand combat and competitive box standing respectively, and seven World Hot Dog Eating titles.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/funny-1350-north-korea/#ixzz1821OFHd8

Isn't the US a radiation infested hell hole because of Kim Jong Il?

 

[W|M]

No, it's because of their evil leader, General Douglas MacArthur.

 

[Traitorfish]

GLORIOUS LEADER DEFENDS BEST KOREA FROM WRATH OF THE DEMON MACARTHUR

 

[Earthling]

North Korea's greatest achievement is simply the birth of its leader Kim Jong Il, from whose agency all its many wonders have sprung. Official historians record that at the moment of Kim's birth, bears soared through the clouds, the mountains tearfully embraced and the moon sang a number of patriotic anthems. Since this great day North Korea has conquered the heavens, harnessed the atom, fried the chicken and defeated a superpower. Other personal triumphs of Kim's include holding the Olympic 100m sprint record from 1972 to the present day, winning twelve Nobel prizes, six Michelin stars and an Oscar for best adapted screenplay, defeating Hulk Hogan and David Blaine in hand to hand combat and competitive box standing respectively, and seven World Hot Dog Eating titles.

All that is still nothing on the Wiener sausage.

 

[W|M]

Kim Jong Il invented that too!

 

[Brian Shanahan]

Wiener Schnitzel? My best friend who's a chef said he invented that too.

 

[Glassfan]

And in what sense is that different from the preceding state of affairs?

Yes, often cruddy, but without the evil communist suppression. Did the Romanovs ever have anything approaching the Stalinist terror? Have the Koreans ever been as badly off as under the Kims?

 

[Karalysia]

Yes, often cruddy, but without the evil communist suppression. Did the Romanovs ever have anything approaching the Stalinist terror? Have the Koreans ever been as badly off as under the Kims?

The White Terror http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Terror