Who is/was worst Commie? [Poll]

Who is/was worst commie?

  • Marx

    Votes: 4 4.9%
  • Lenin

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Stalin

    Votes: 30 36.6%
  • Gorbachev

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Ernesto Che Guevara

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Fidel Castro

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Hugo Chávez

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Kim Jong-Il

    Votes: 4 4.9%
  • Mao

    Votes: 16 19.5%
  • Hu Jintao

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Boleslaw Bierut

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Wojciech Jaruzelski

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Edward Gierek

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Gomulka

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Leonid Brezhnev

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Nikita Khrushchev

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Yuri Andropov

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Nicolae Ceauşescu

    Votes: 3 3.7%
  • Vladimir Zhirinovsky

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Putin

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Barack Obama (how dare you?! He's ok)

    Votes: 5 6.1%
  • You (how dare you also!? I am right-minded)

    Votes: 6 7.3%
  • Me (I believe, as all commies are the same)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No-one (I am Commie and I love Commies)

    Votes: 2 2.4%
  • Other (name who)

    Votes: 6 7.3%

  • Total voters
    82
NO! KIM JONG IL IS BEST KOREA!!!

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Edit: Oh...you said communist....well nvm
 
Before Dachs reads this and gets angry, that isn't Corporatism.

You are technically correct, but I was making a point, that it was more like Corporatism than Communism.

NO! KIM JONG IL IS BEST KOREA!!!

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Edit: Oh...you said communist....well nvm

Why don't you just immigrate to North Korea then? I'm sure Kim Jong would welcome you with open arms.
 
The dude invented hamburgers and got like an insane number of hole's in one and is a movie star. You will respect him and call him by his full name.
 
The dude invented hamburgers and got like an insane number of hole's in one and is a movie star. You will respect him and call him by his full name.

I refuse. In fact, I will now address him as Ki Jo I.

And BTW, Ki Jo I did not get 18 holes in 1, that was mythical obviously.

And I'll call him by his name once someone kills him.
 
The dude invented hamburgers and got like an insane number of hole's in one and is a movie star. You will respect him and call him by his full name.
He also invented the invisable cell phone.
 
The dude invented hamburgers and got like an insane number of hole's in one and is a movie star. You will respect him and call him by his full name.

So he invented the people of the City of Hamburg. I really do want to worship him now!
 
North Korea's greatest achievement is simply the birth of its leader Kim Jong Il, from whose agency all its many wonders have sprung. Official historians record that at the moment of Kim's birth, bears soared through the clouds, the mountains tearfully embraced and the moon sang a number of patriotic anthems. Since this great day North Korea has conquered the heavens, harnessed the atom, fried the chicken and defeated a superpower. Other personal triumphs of Kim's include holding the Olympic 100m sprint record from 1972 to the present day, winning twelve Nobel prizes, six Michelin stars and an Oscar for best adapted screenplay, defeating Hulk Hogan and David Blaine in hand to hand combat and competitive box standing respectively, and seven World Hot Dog Eating titles.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/funny-1350-north-korea/#ixzz1821OFHd8
 
North Korea's greatest achievement is simply the birth of its leader Kim Jong Il, from whose agency all its many wonders have sprung. Official historians record that at the moment of Kim's birth, bears soared through the clouds, the mountains tearfully embraced and the moon sang a number of patriotic anthems. Since this great day North Korea has conquered the heavens, harnessed the atom, fried the chicken and defeated a superpower. Other personal triumphs of Kim's include holding the Olympic 100m sprint record from 1972 to the present day, winning twelve Nobel prizes, six Michelin stars and an Oscar for best adapted screenplay, defeating Hulk Hogan and David Blaine in hand to hand combat and competitive box standing respectively, and seven World Hot Dog Eating titles.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/funny-1350-north-korea/#ixzz1821OFHd8

Isn't the US a radiation infested hell hole because of Kim Jong Il?
 
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GLORIOUS LEADER DEFENDS BEST KOREA FROM WRATH OF THE DEMON MACARTHUR
 
North Korea's greatest achievement is simply the birth of its leader Kim Jong Il, from whose agency all its many wonders have sprung. Official historians record that at the moment of Kim's birth, bears soared through the clouds, the mountains tearfully embraced and the moon sang a number of patriotic anthems. Since this great day North Korea has conquered the heavens, harnessed the atom, fried the chicken and defeated a superpower. Other personal triumphs of Kim's include holding the Olympic 100m sprint record from 1972 to the present day, winning twelve Nobel prizes, six Michelin stars and an Oscar for best adapted screenplay, defeating Hulk Hogan and David Blaine in hand to hand combat and competitive box standing respectively, and seven World Hot Dog Eating titles.

All that is still nothing on the Wiener sausage.
 
And in what sense is that different from the preceding state of affairs? :huh:

Yes, often cruddy, but without the evil communist suppression. Did the Romanovs ever have anything approaching the Stalinist terror? Have the Koreans ever been as badly off as under the Kims?
 
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