Heh, that's funny, I need to see that movie. It sounds like one of those awful movies that is still fun to watch. I do imagine it would get old quick though if the whole movie is just Mae West playing the proto-cougar. And 84 is beyond cougar even. Mae West is hilarious. She had a similar part in Myra Breckenridge but fortunately she wasn't the subject of the whole movie so there was just enough of her that it didn't get old. Apparently she was a total witch to work with and Raquel Welch couldn't stand her.
Worst Movies Ever
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Perfection
The Great Head.
NO IT WASN'T.Happy Gilmore was cinematic genius
Sure you can!
NO IT WASN'T.
Shooter McGavin was the best sports movie villain of all time. OF ALL TIME.
All Seltzer and Friedman flicks. I only have to see their advertisements (German TV stations are fond of broadcasting them often, in the best time slots, for unknown reasons - I suppose cruelty), to get the urge to shove a definition of "parody" into their mouths.
They are not even "so bad it's good" bad like Plan 9 or Manos. They're just plain bad.
They are not even "so bad it's good" bad like Plan 9 or Manos. They're just plain bad.
MobBoss
Off-Topic Overlord
Here is the problem. Some of these are indeed so bad they are good in a funny way.
Of these i've seen:
Plan 9 from Outer Space.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
Howard the Duck.
Highlander II.
Battlefield Earth.
Of these, the only one I didnt derive some guilty pleasure out of was Highlander II. They took the great story premise of Highlander and totally destroyed it, and then made it worse in filming that disaster. Ugh. The others are actually kinda fun to watch, especially if your drunk, and have kind of an ad hoc Mystery Science Theater 3000 party. Fun stuff.
Thoughtful Thug
Deity
Blubberella is the worst movie of all time. Watched a few second of it, and almost got cancer.
Formaldehyde
Both Fair And Balanced
I think Plan 9 is considered to be the worst film ever by most film critics. I would have to agree, even though I haven't seen the vast majority of the flicks on the OP list.
The list is also missing other flicks I have sadly seen, most them high-budget so they don't really have any excuse to be terrible: Bedtime For Bonzo, Hudson Hawk, The Postman, Waterworld, Zardoz, Heaven's Gate, Driven, and ... Batman and Robin.
The list is also missing other flicks I have sadly seen, most them high-budget so they don't really have any excuse to be terrible: Bedtime For Bonzo, Hudson Hawk, The Postman, Waterworld, Zardoz, Heaven's Gate, Driven, and ... Batman and Robin.
What? Zardoz in it's infinite weirdness was absolutely brilliant!
It was pretty cool seeing Sean Connery in a red loincloth with a long braid but yeah that movie was so corny and incomprehensible. Try watching it dubbed in Russian some time like I did (caught it on TV in Tbilisi) and it's even stranger.
Wasn't Waterworld the most expensive movie ever made at one point?
I haven't seen Plan 9 but I plan to, it does sound wonderfully bad.
Wasn't Waterworld the most expensive movie ever made at one point?
I haven't seen Plan 9 but I plan to, it does sound wonderfully bad.
rugbyLEAGUEfan
Deity
Anyone seen The Cars That Ate Paris ? Just painful . One of the first Ozploitation flicks
Peter Weir's debut set in a small town in outback Australia . The premise is that the whole town right up to the mayor is in on a plot whereby they manufacture fatal car crashes involving travellers and the towns economy is essentially propped up by the spare parts industry created by the newfound wrecked vehicles
Peter Weir's debut set in a small town in outback Australia . The premise is that the whole town right up to the mayor is in on a plot whereby they manufacture fatal car crashes involving travellers and the towns economy is essentially propped up by the spare parts industry created by the newfound wrecked vehicles
CELTICEMPIRE
Zulu Conqueror
how did I know that "Santa conquers the martians" would be o the list.
I've only seen Highlander II. It gave "There can be only one" a whole new meaning.
I have to admit, some of the jokes in the movie might have actually been funny if the delivery of them was better. Mae West being 84 wasn't even the only bad part. Pretty much everyone gave a terrible performance, though I suppose it was probably difficult for Dalton and the others to pretend they wanted they had any desire to get in the pants of an overweight octogenarian. I remember there was this one awful scene where West visits a gym and is making all these sexual puns to all these oiled up muscle men involving their "equipment" and "working out". It was gag worthy.
Carl Von Uber
Warlord
For me one of the worst movies ever was Broken Arrow with John Travolta and Christian Slater. God I hated that movie.
Formaldehyde
Both Fair And Balanced
That was indeed atrocious. And it could have easily been reasonably decent given the theme and the actors.
Cheezy the Wiz
Socialist In A Hurry
Mystery Science Theater did a fantastic job when they watched this movie.
Formaldehyde
Both Fair And Balanced
I think Rocky Horror Picture Show was brilliant. It is on par with any other cult classic, like Repo Man.
classical_hero
In whom I trust
Anyone who put the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" in a worst movie category is nuts. Sure it is not a quality film, but is certainly a fun film to watch.
holy king
Deity
idk, isnt it furthering the gay agenda too much?
