You're a corporate fatcat and you see a man with a starving family.

[Perfection]

Ask if he has any teenage daughters and offer to buy them.

Spoiler :

I'll employ them as maids in my manor! What were you thinking?

Pretty much the same thing.

 

[civver_764]

If I end up becoming a corporate fatcat I hope some homeless guy offs me and puts all my money to better use.

 

[JollyRoger]

I incorporate him and domicile him in the Cayman Islands.