Altered Maps X: Ten Time's a Altered Map

[Masada]

Skane to Denmark; death to Sweden!

 

[hoplitejoe]

I am sure a few Scots would argue with you on that point as well.

 

[Winner]

Just like Denmark and Sweden, or England and Scotland, or France and Germany, amirite

Apples and oranges. The cultural differences and the overall level of accumulated hatred is at least an order of magnitude greater. It's far worse than the levels we see in the Balkans, and that's really hard to beat.

Which is not to shunt this topic any further away from maps than it actually needs to be, merely to observe that this sort of retributive revanchism finds it's logical conclusion in places which I don't Winner would actually advocate for.

I entirely support dismantling the US... (In fact I even posted a map some time ago of a "re-colonized" North America - why it wasn't so controversial as the Turkish one is of course a question for you people.)

 

[Tee Kay]

 

[NedimNapoleon]

I see what you've done here.

 

[Civ'ed]

I'm terribly sorry, I've lived in Prague for 3 years and I can't find that funny.

 

[Winner]

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Actually, vice versa it would make a lot of sense, given the situation on the ground

 

[Graceheart the Leopard]

You realise that Romani territorial nationalism is all but non-existant, right?

 

[Traitorfish]

Ah, so Jew York and Londonistan have a new friend.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

You realise that Romani territorial nationalism is all but non-existant, right?

Obviously. If they owned some land they would have take care of it.

 

[Winner]

You realise that Romani territorial nationalism is all but non-existant, right?

In case that comment was directed at me:

I don't know how much thought and data did tailless put into the map, but the reality is that north-west Bohemia - a sort of a rust belt - has quite a lot of problems with Roma "ghettoes" as we call them. Actually, parts of some of the cities there already look like the Gaza Strip There is a similar situation in northern Moravia, which was heavily industrialized under the Communist regime, and there are also some places with high Roma populations. Finally, the Roma in the Czech Rep. are almost entirely descended from Slovakian Roma who moved west following WW2, during which the native Bohemian/Moravian Roma populations were almost entirely wiped out by the Nazis.

Ergo, as a joke based partially on facts, the map that tailless made would make sense if reversed.

 

[Winner]

Inspired by the maps of Soviet invasion plans:

Does it look menacing enough, or do the arrows need to be bigger?

 

[NedimNapoleon]

They should invade Mongolia, I also suspect that the Chinese army will be crippled by its own gear, because everyone knows that anything that says MADE IN CHINA or PRC will easily break

 

[hoplitejoe]

Doesn't China already own Taiwan?

 

[Kraznaya]

the biggest arrow should be pointing up

but of course your russophobia couldn't understand that

 

[Winner]

the biggest arrow should be pointing up

but of course your russophobia couldn't understand that

How this could be construed as a sign of "russophobia" is beyond me. Get a grip.

 

[say1988]

It isn't even dated, this could be before the Sino-Soviet split. In which case that would make less than zero sense.

 

[RedRalph]

No, it couldn't be before the sino-Soviet plsit.

 

[Winner]

It's up to date.

 

[RedRalph]

Not quite, we should be able to see about a pixel of South Ossetia