Quackers
The Frog
Can you break any wood or brick with your fist or by kicking it? 
Have you ever had to use your powers against evil?

Have you ever had to use your powers against evil?

I certainly would.Would you consider fencing a martial art?
I don't know. Floyd Mayweather doesn't seem that Asian to me.How good at martial arts do I have to be before I become Asian?
That depends on the kind of class. Sometimes, a head instructor gives me a specific lesson plan that needs to be gone over. Say because the class is large and he wants me to help some students while he helps others. If it's one on one, the biggest priority is what the student wants. Is he there for self-defense, fitness, competition or just to 'learn martial arts'.What's the break down of a typical class taught by you?
In my experience the best way to get back up to speed is to have someone push you. If you go in with the attitude that if you try to hard you'll make yourself sick, you likely will.Though how would I go about getting back to speed? I mean I'd have to have a special remedial course just to get back up to speed since its been so log. Plus, Because I am not as active as I used to, I'm afraid that the instructor would just push me and making me sick instead of taking it slow and let my body adapt.
Speak to them before hand about how their payment method works. Ask if they have a month-to-month plan. Most schools will, however it will be more expensive. If a school is entirely unwilling to do that, that should be a warning sign against joining, even if you were willing to commit to the contracts full length.Though my question about the dojo has not been answered, how would I know if a dojo does not lock you into a iron clad contract? Since I am comparing between two dojos in my area that are in the same style. One is the one I used to go and another that I've only heard about till recently.
I actually like it.Do you hate the song "Kung Fu Fighting"?
Forced stretching is a valid method of stretching, and is a very common practice in Tae Kwon Do. However it is a very bad idea to get "too heavy guys" to do it. Forced stretching shouldn't be done by using excessive force or weight. It's better to place force where is necessary for the stretch, to get a better extension. It can certainly help students who have reached a plateau in their flexibility. Sometimes when you can't reach higher it's because you can't get the muscle far enough for a proper stretch anymore (splits are noticeable on this, if you're doing a forward split, it can be very hard to actually move your legs out). However more then any other stretching, you should only, only, only do this with someone who is experienced at this.
Yeah been trying to do the splits for ages. I have trouble kicking shoulder level and above. Someone told me that you can get two heavy guys to more or less "force" the stretch but that sure as hell sounds like a sure way to end up in hospital.
(DISCLAMIER FF is not responsible to Mobboss for any injuries or disabilities that arise should Mobboss decide he would have two heavy guys force flexibility on him)
I would put my hands up and do what he said.What would you do if a redneck pull a 9 mm Beretta pistol within 10 feet of you?
I played a lot of Tekken 3 in high school, and later was expelled. I needed something to fill my time, and so it seemed like a good idea.Why did you start? Was it for self-defense, exercise or just the art of it?
I think I got what I wanted out of it (being able to do really cool things) and that's something I still get out of it, but now it is a number of other things. I enjoy being able to teach, I enjoy the level of physical training, and, to be honest, I enjoy being punched in the head at this point.Obviously your perceptions of martial arts might have changed since you started, but I guess what I am really asking is have you gotten out of it what you originally intended, or is it something different now?
Yes I do. As I've said, "self-defense" usually isn't a very good reason to study martial arts. Not only because there's better things for that, but because you're likely to quickly get bored when you realize you don't get mugged that often. People who join for "fitness" I suppose are successful in that goal, but they rarely stick with it, or get very good. They usually end up filtering out and into some other work out routine eventually, and that's fine, but the best students tend to be the ones who are in it either for it's own sake, or for competition.As a follow up question, do you find certain people have more success given their intentions upon entering a martial arts program?
Yes. Breaking wood is quite easy. Most students will do it for the first time within 3 months.Can you break any wood or brick with your fist or by kicking it?![]()
My drinking buddies are all women. They buy me drinks, and I chase off guys that won't take a hint. They've never actually started something though.Have you ever had to use your powers against evil?![]()
Not as far as anyone knows, Orangeman.Have you ever killed an Englishman?
Whats a good set of stretches/exercises to help an older student be more limber/flexible.
Occasionally you get the odd student looking to hurt someone. These usually fall under the "wish someone would" variety. They wish someone would do something so they could defend themselves. Usually these people have been picked on in some way. I've never had a student or seen a student that seemed like he was actually dangerous.Do you find that most people start learning martial arts solely for self-defense or having the secret end to physically hurt someone?
No, because if you did, you're clearly quite proficient at fighting, so there would be no shame in losing.Would you feel ashamed if I, a person who has no martial arts training, beat you up?
Okay? I'm wondering what's so bad about something being Americanized though?Because honestly, Americanized McMartial Arts are hardly frightening to me.![]()
Probably something like Krav Maga which is focused on such situations.What is the single martial arts form you would recommend to a beginner in order to maximize self-defense capability?
It's easily the most important development in Martial Arts in the last 50 years. It completely rewrote what we understood about fighting. Martial Arts taught submissions before BJJ. They didn't invent the Armbar or the Triangle choke. But they were usually taught as an afterthought.What are your thoughts on BJJ?
For refreshing. Martial Arts is about muscle memory. If you do it for an hour once every two weeks, you're going to struggle, because the first twenty minutes or so will be spent trying to remember what happened last time.For stretching? It depends on how much motivation I can muster, which is at best questionable...
Martial Arts is about muscle memory.
What's a good martial art to get into for somebody who really hasn't done any sort of sporting activity that isn't just wandering around a hill for the last six years? I could really do with taking up some sort of active exercise, and I think something with a bit of structure to it may help me stick to it.