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[hobbsyoyo]

I love how I can search for this exact title, and specify that I'm only searching for thread titles, and this is still only the 7th or 8th result.

Anyway, this joke is lit fam

Adolf Hitler, despite taking pride in not drinking or smoking, and being a staunch vegetarian, was also a little known cocaine addict.

You would also get hooked on cocaine if you had to battle scores of time-travelers as a painter.

 

[Synobun]

That is hilarious.

 

[Gori the Grey]

. . . and as an infant, no less.

 

[Snerk]

Related:

 

[hobbsyoyo]

The punchline is the freaking best

 

[Lexicus]

Related:

Oh my god I laughed a little bit at "only one man can stop them" but then I guffawed loudly at the last panel

 

[Synobun]

Oh yes, forgot to mention that's who I started as, Liu Bei. His Yi Archers are more like yeet archers

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Related:

Hitler isn't dead, he escaped the bunker in a hijacked time machine that he kept since his youth.

 

[IglooDame]

Hitler isn't dead, he escaped the bunker in a hijacked time machine that he kept since his youth.

'Bout time, eh?

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I think @Synsensa succinctly explained his take on a tricky situation and did so with a beautiful flourish there at the end. Very well written.

I can see where civver is coming from. Some people are so striking that you have a compulsion to keep looking. People don't like being stared at. And if you're a man, it can feel predatory.

It's beyond "They're pretty." and then just moving on. You just want to sit there and watch the sunset, except the sunset happens to be a person.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

This may be more of an "only on CFC" than the kind of super cool things that this thread usually holds, but...

Well vote Trump then.

Quoted from a New Zealander, responding to a poster from Portugal, in the 2020 US election thread.

 

[Kyriakos]

CFC would have been so much better if it wasn't for those foreigners

 

[Zardnaar]

This may be more of an "only on CFC" than the kind of super cool things that this thread usually holds, but...



Quoted from a New Zealander, responding to a poster from Portugal, in the 2020 US election thread.

I didn't know they're from Portugal.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

I didn't know they're from Portugal.

He may not realize that you are from New Zealand either, which is what threw a pretty comical light over your argument.

 

[W|M]

CFC would have been so much better if it wasn't for those foreigners

βαρβαρβαρβαρβαρβαρβαρβαρβαρβαρβαρβαρ!

 

[Takhisis]

Did Flamengo get screwed by the referee or something?

 

[hobbsyoyo]

The fuzzy drone of a doom metal band starting their set. Although it's as much the feel as the sound: the way it rumbles up through the floor into your body, shaking out all the anxiety and baggage you brought with you, a sort of psychic exhale.

There's an exhilaration that comes with any good band hitting the first notes of a set, but the way this sort of music begins with just the volume of noise, before committing to anything as specific as a song, is something special.

I'm very fond of this description - his words instantly transported me to the moment he's talking about.

 

[Synobun]

Arakhor exposing his inner aristocrat.

I've been perambulating around the estate in socks and sandals for weeks now. It saves on shoe leather.

 

[Arakhor]

I meant neighbourhood, naturally.

 

[Takhisis]

If you mean to convince the 'Muricans that you're one of hoi polloí then you'd better take that o from ‘neighbourhood’.