Day and night Hiawatha tokes the weed
Many warning signs he does not heed
The longbowmen attack
While Mounted Warriors have become high from contact
And the Iroquios are dispatched with speed
A new poster named Jim the Hick,
Is quite good with the limerick,
But his signature size
Is a sore to my eyes,
Please learn the vBcode trick!
(which is: you write before you signature, then in those same kind of brackets after your signature you write /size. I can't believe you were able to post such a long signature. It is a great quote but it dwarfs your limericks!)
Jim's last post - it was sadder than "Tom Joad"
Straight to hell, Hiawatha was taking the long road
While his enemies attacked
And his capitol was sacked
He sat in his tent doing bong loads
The Iroquois loss is bemoaned,
But let not the moral be postponed
There'd be the proof we could cite
That the AI is for shyte,
If we learned that ol' Jim was also stoned!
A theory on why the AI plays like a slug
Don't blame it on glitches or bugs
Jim the Hick spelled it out
There can be little doubt
That the AI didn't Just Say No To Drugs
Play the World has arrived - I'm ecstatic
'cause I'm clearly a known Civfanatic
As I play I'm assessing
This is very depressing
Multiplayer is way too erratic
Joe, in his spare time relaxes
With the latest release from Firaxis
Wrote a note to Sid Meyer
"Bugs have made me retire
I'd rather spend time paying taxes."
I vow to Firaxis 'I'll never expand'
For first my vast armies I would rather disband
Coughing up 30 bills
For 8 new civs and paltry thrills
Is a scenario where I'd rather be damned!
I've heard from so many that Play-the-World's busted,
with multitudinous bugs we all are disgusted;
But there've been patches before,
and there should be some more,
So pray that Sid Meier will make it robust, eh?
Wow I see improvement you can measure,
With each Muriel Wasser limerick treasure,
(It's kind of confusin'
The same avatar you're usin'
As Sparrowhawk, who could change at his leisure)
-seriously sparrowhawk, over a thousand posts, its time to get personal!
Since limericks are hard to think of,
I'll give this thread a little shove,
Forget about Joan,
Leave poor Shaka alone,
Give up Civ! Cause enough is enough!
There once was a maiden from France
who did, surely, entrance
she was so cute
that I did almost puke
when she suddenly asked me to dance!
The american people got thinkin'
And said "Out! With King Abe Lincoln!
for industrial has come
and we live by the gun
So welcome, new leader, COMRADE Lincoln!
There once was a leader named Lincoln
who had'nt yet discovered drinkin'
but once while he snoozed
Americans traded for booze
And thereafter, weren't known for thier thinkin!
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