an exploit I'm sure that it be,
to put tranports all over the sea,
so a pikeman can skip
from ship to overlapping ship
and get there in one turn, and not three!
Another trick, I'm sure you'll find,
Is when making a wonder in kind,
If you pre-emptively build a palace,
You will appear rather gallus,
Creating wonders without the grind!
(For those who are wondering, 'Gallus' is a Scots term, describing a confident or self-sure person!)
I worked hard with Sibling-like malice,
And prebuilt a shield-piling palace,
Before I could build a wonder
The AI stole all my thunder
And I now have a palace in Dallas...
I can sympathise with your plight,
In cheating the AI has some might,
Down the drain your dreams flow,
Smith's Company, with one turn to go,
The Russians have built it, Oh blight!!!
Originally posted by Sultan Bhargash I worked hard with Sibling-like malice,
And prebuilt a shield-piling palace,
Before I could build a wonder
The AI stole all my thunder
And I now have a palace in Dallas...
My hometown is now in the pits
For in his new palace the Sultan sits
In the town that Debbie did, we keep our daughters hid
Just in case he yearns for their . . . uh . . . mitts.
Well, my German Empire is broke,
Our cash flow verily a joke,
While the Russians are rolling in money,
We suffer a debt that is not funny,
My Panzer's engines I now stoke!
There once was a civfan named Bob
With whose threads our posts blew their job
The jokes did amass because his name was a gas
Off topic - thread closed - mods - s.o.b.
The trouble with being "the Sultan"
Is that many folks find me revoltin'
while I try to make jokes
the mod dames and blokes
get so angry their keyboards are molten.
while meanwhile it seems fascist minions,
are free to espouse their opinions,
which seem grosser to me,
than a reference to pee,
they urge us to play Cowboys and Injuns!
But on-topic I'll try now to stay
What is it - this game that we play?
Oh yeah, it's Civ three,
And liberal pacifist me,
I nuked three different nations today!
Take out the trash, pay the rent,
Find lost socks and clean belly-button lint,
These things that I do
I bet you do too
While game loads are stuck at 37 percent.
At limericks only a few try,
But nay! This thread will not die,
We'll keep this farce going,
Till our rhyme glands are glowing,
And our brains are starting to fry!
There once was a poster... well, ME,
Who acted as if his time was free,
He drank wine and got toasted
And posted and posted
And now he, well, I, am DEITY!!!!!!!
Most agree it is all pretty rank
When a spear kills our very last tank
But, what's more insulting?
Check out the Sultan,
Good lord! That spammer made rank!
A Godly Sultan - how nice
Is He benevolant - and is so - at what price?
To most edicts I'll adhere - but let's make this clear,
My virgins I won't sacrifice.
Jolly Roger I'll have to be urgin'
You to sacrifice at least one virgin
Pick the ugliest one
You'll get her back when I'm done
OR DO MY WORSHIPPERS ALREADY NEED PURGIN'?
The ugliest one's name is Bob
But he has a ceremonial job
That sweet savour you smell, does not come from hell,
But from that place if you took would make him sob.
No you can keep bob and his gas,
The incense that flavors your Mass,
While I am a God-O'-Might
I sure ain't no s*d*m*te,
If I were, I'd still not want that foul a**
Yaniv has a point I'm afraid,
By few people was this thead made,
I hope it doesn't trouble you,
For I bought PTW
This is more fun than the few times I played...
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