Civ3 Limericks

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Waiting for Play The World
around mymouse my fingers are curled
oh I wish it was here
and the Killer Musketeer
would carry MY banner unfurled.

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Oh joyous Sucession Game
you help when SG's getting lame
"I play my turn!
Rome must burn!"
You just don't count for Hall of Fame!

 

[SirJethro]

Killer....welcome to the nut-house, my friend.

Three in rapid-fire....have we been drinking?

 

[SirJethro]

Bugs, bugs, bugs, bugs, bugs
This game has more bugs than Keith Richards has drugs,
So please try to avoid
(Or you will be annoyed)
Play the World until holes are plugged.

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

getting started - only 1 beer yet (.5 liters)


Playing alone is lame
so is cheating for the Hall of Fame
Come dare Multiplayer
against me, the slayer
and I will soon end your game!

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Some of the rhymes here are boring
can't you hear Cathy snoring?
so does Liz'
she knows the biz'
her diplo-mood's already souring!

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

A settler from Babylon comes
no ROP - I'm chewing my gums
I know there'll be trouble
over Babylons rubble
when revenge for me finally comes!

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Sometimes my worries are naval
the Ais ships are worse then the devil
my galley now rests
from its sea-quest
and dreams of a writer named Melville

 

[Raijer]

Whose armies made Lizzie irate?
At first she though it was Alex the Great
Or perhaps they were French
'Til she got wiff of a stench
That proved Farting Bob lead the hoard at her gate.

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

WOW! Killer busts out!!! I like 'em.

Killer, if you want to get REM
Sleep, don't listen to them
if you buy PTW
everyone's gonna trouble you
and ask you to play PBEM

 

[JollyRoger]

Killer - Your first 5 limericks belong in the Newbies Limericks thread. After that, you may freely post in the general limerick thread provided that you have thouroughly read Sultan's answers to the Limericks FAQ.

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Sultan: I have time until Dec 1. after that it will be difficult to find time for MP games

JollyRoger:
guilty!

being admonished by the famous JR who posted over 95% of his 104 posts in the Limerick thread is an honor I simply haven't earned

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Originally posted by Sultan Bhargash
I was a Civ3 fan and stalwart
Who yearned for MP with my whole heart
I went out in the rain
but oh, my heart's pain
PTW sold out at Walmart.

So an hour and a tank of gas later
I went to a store that was greater
Installed my new catch
And even the patch
But I'm still just a lone master vader

Once again Sid shows he's a jester
Who's every move is designed to pester
So many crashes and bugs
When it works, lags and chugs,
Once again, Im unpaid beta tester

Dear Sultan, you're such a miser
you remind me of my aunt Eliza!
She refused to give Sid his due
so he gave her a pinkish hue
called her 'Joan' - and now she's no wiser!


(now I AM drunk!)

 

[Raijer]

Originally posted by JollyRoger
Killer - Your first 5 limericks belong in the Newbies Limericks thread. After that, you may freely post in the general limerick thread provided that you have thouroughly read Sultan's answers to the Limericks FAQ.

I think Killer's limericks are, well,.. killer!

 

[Pillager]

He before hadn't uttered a word,
Not a sound from him here had we heard,
Then he got started,
With rhymes quite well crafted,
And now Killer's the limerick nerd.

Boom-boom.

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Pillager is a Brit
so he will 'nevah' quit!
He stays in the fight
until morning light
until it all rhymes with a wit!

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

From battle arose the great Mentuhotep
who prooved to be a dumb chap
he ran away, feet light
into my Cavalrys sight
that i had advanced for the trap!

 

[Pillager]

Killer thought I was a Yank,
For that he deserves a good spank,
I'm British say I,
I'll fight 'til I die,
Your apology, though, I do thank.

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

Oh dear! Now we're in a fight
not about wrong or right
But who makes the best
in the limerick quest?
This will kepp me up all night!

 

[Pillager]

My limericks are obviously best,
Full as they are of jest,
Yours by contrast,
Are a bit of a farce,
I do wish you'd give them a rest!