Civ3 Limericks

[JollyRoger]

Originally posted by Raijer
BTW - @ JollyRoger re What would Jesus drive?

The debate over that would consume an off-topic thread of its own. Not an SUV. Requires sending too much money to Saudi Arabia for fuel thus helping fund the terrorist networks.

 

[Chairman Yang]

Hmm, im wondering, should I befoul this thread as well with my utterly wicked political beliefs. What do you say, Sultan, Raijer or JollyRoger.

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Bring it on, Yang. Just make sure they are limericks and not death threats...

As for me:

The thing that I don't understand,
Is how on Earth I became banned,
For reporting a thread,
That made me see red,
It just didn't work out like I planned.

Now I am back on the scene,
In Forum colored turnip green,
Exciting, but dang,
Here comes Chairman Yang,
I'm sure his next post will be MEAN!

 

[Chairman Yang]

As with the haiku´s, someone will have to explain the phenomena of limericks before I can spout my evil within its frames.

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

@Yang - see post number 70 in this thread for my explanation of the rhyme and meter of limericks.

 

[Chairman Yang]

I have started to take my medication again after writing this, so now you dont have to worry about more crazy outbursts.

 

[Sparrowhawk]

Originally posted by Sultan Bhargash
Wow I see improvement you can measure,
With each Muriel Wasser limerick treasure,
(It's kind of confusin'
The same avatar you're usin'
As Sparrowhawk, who could change at his leisure)

-seriously sparrowhawk, over a thousand posts, its time to get personal!

Your point is well taken O very wise Sultan
My image was used without me consultin'
so though I was first
I will not be cursed
With an avatar everyone's usin'

The question is now: which one shall I choose?
One that says what I want, but can't be confused
So my profile is changed;
the old image estranged
what do you think of the pic I now use?

 

[Raijer]

Origianlly posted by Chairman Yang
Hmm, im wondering, should I befoul this thread as well with my utterly wicked political beliefs. What do you say, Sultan, Raijer or JollyRoger.

Whatever Yang claims he "believes"
It's clear the boy is completely naive.
You think you're a commie?
Please go back to your mommy
And spare us your terrorist motif

I am uneducated proletarian labourer, how can you expect me to understad the insane babbling you call an explanation of how to write limericks!? "Sigh"...You over-class ***** just never realises that articulation isnt everything...but if you perhaps describe it again in a more down to earth manor, a simple worker of the union like myself might understand it as well.

So you're a member of the proletariate mass?
Naw, you're a poser: white-bread middle-class
I bet you've never seen strife
Or worked a day in your life
But Revolutionary? Not on your a$$

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Sparrowhawk- it took awhile
to decipher your new avatar style
a dwarf? or mountain?
or some new age fountain?
Oh wait I see... sphinxes... I smile.

Chairman Yang- best stick to haikus
If you try to out rhyme us you'll lose
You've bothered us all
And we'll tell Thunderfall
If you get out of hand when you abuse!

Raijer- you got C. Yang's number
A poster who dwells in a slumber
He's no proletarian
But something more scary and
Some times his attitude is a bummer...

 

[Chairman Yang]

Originally posted by Raijer


Whatever Yang claims he "believes"
It's clear the boy is completely naive.
You think you're a commie?
Please go back to your mommy
And spare us your terrorist motif

So you're a member of the proletariate mass?
Naw, you're a poser: white-bread middle-class
I bet you've never seen strife
Or worked a day in your life
But Revolutionary? Not on your a$$

You will be reschooled, resistance is futile

no seriously, I think you simply have lesser views my political beliefs simply because I cant control my raging anf yelling about irrelevant things. I am truly a communist in mind, and shall from now on not degrade my own opinons to a laughable joke.
and perhaps stay on topic and write some limericks, if I can figure out how to do so...

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

There once was a popular thread
Several thousand times it was read
But Yang kept on yakking
And new limericks were lacking
And that great thread seems long dead...

 

[JollyRoger]

Her sadism I cannot stop
I'm King Rodney to her LA cop
Domination's her game, my civ she did tame
That Joan can't resist to . . . top

 

[Missing Persons]

In 3000 BC you defeat the Koreans
And crush you enemies and laugh at their defense
While you may be proud
We shout out loud
You should really stop playing on Chieftain

 

[Raijer]

Yeah, JollyRoger's back on the scene
That f@#ker's as cool as James Dean
This thread went to S@#t
Now it's back and legit
"Top" this, if you know what I mean!

To the Sultan: man, you're cool
Make most of us look like a fool
The boy's got the brains
To bust out refrains
While avoiding troll-flaming drool

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

To my friends I this limerick devote:
I'm ecstatic but not going to gloat-
when the end seemed so near
I see the sub and the privateer
I'm so glad that this navy's afloat!

Now the limericks will never be stopped,
(Just as Joan's Civ can never be ROP'd)
If you doubt this is the rage
Check the forum front page
As this thread has once again been "topped"!

 

[Chieftess]

It seems SB just can't stop
His new favorite word is "top"('ed)
But stick to Civ3
And you will see
this topic won't be dropped...

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Some mods put up a strong fight,
To make posters do what they think is right,
But not so with Chieftess,
I really believe this
She picks on whatever I write!

So I will talk about the new patch now
It seems more on topic anyhow.
I tried it again
It crashed once and then
Played as laggy as a one legged chow!

I don't want to be a doomsayer
But PTW still needs an MP layer
I'll keep my fingers crossed
But all hope is not lost
I can still enjoy fine single player.

 

[Raijer]

Iron Working set off the siren
And like a tregedy writ' by Lord Byron
That naked landscape
Made me hit my escape
My poor Civ didn't have any iron!

 

[Chairman Yang]

I think I have begun to master
this method of spreading disaster
no one can stop me
i shall utterly spam thee
no one could be more nasty


This post was hopefully not enough to ban me right away, cause who knows? I might better myself...


and I do hope I got it right, otherwise I will look mighty foolish.

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Originally posted by Chairman Yang
I think I have begun to master
this method of spreading disaster
no one can stop me
i shall utterly spam thee
no one could be more nasty


and I do hope I got it right, otherwise I will look mighty foolish.

So close, Chairman Yang. But the last line has to rhyme with the first two lines, not the middle two. If you'll permit me:

"I think I have begun to master
This method of spreading disaster
no one can stop me
i shall utterly spam thee
although Sultan will spam you much faster"

would be correct