Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Mise]

Yes lets ignore everything that happened since Bobbtjoe turned up. He ruined the order and stole someone else's turn

 

[Sharwood]

Yes lets ignore everything that happened since Bobbtjoe turned up. He ruined the order and stole someone else's turn

I approve of this statement. Earthling, you're up, dawg.

 

[Catharsis]

Earthling probably isn't going to post: he appears to have left the thread because it has no heart and is being ruined by fans of Battlestar Galactica, or... something.

So you may as well consider this an open floor that has been picked up by Bobbtjoe.

Life is like a box of chocolates: its origins can usually be traced back to Valentine's Day.

EDIT: Oh wait a minute, didn't realise that round had finished. It's probably Fr8monkey's turn, then? Man I dunno

 

[member66170]

I declare that this thread is now going to be restarted.

Fresh start and open floor.

 

[aronnax]

"The best thing about Paris is..."

Go.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Ok... its been 24 hours (I believe) so I'll post the new round (plus apparently someone has pressed the restart button)

Life is like a movie:


EDIT: crosspost with arronax, (damn you arronax ), ignore this message

 

[Dumanios]

The best thing about Paris is rude,short people live there.

 

[Fr8monkey]

The best thing about Paris is one is a festering, dank hell-hole populated by creatures everyone despises and the other one is in France!

 

[carmen510]

The best thing about Paris is: Its in New York.

 

[Sharwood]

The best thing about Paris is that it doesn't take much effort to get laid, and the city isn't bad either.

 

[Zack]

The best thing about Paris is that it's easy to conquer.

 

[Perfection]

The best thing about Paris is a little painting made by some Italian dude 400 years ago.

 

[Catharsis]

The best thing about Paris is that he gets killed near the end of the play.

 

[aronnax]

The best thing about Paris is that it doesn't take much effort to get laid, and the city isn't bad either.

This one made me laugh. =D You win

 

[Zulu Impi]

The best thing about Paris is if you can past the fact that shes an annoying idiot she still pretty hot.

 

[Beamed]

The best thing about Paris is that we'll always have it.

 

[Zack]

You both know the round for that is already over right...

So you're both just spamming.

 

[Sharwood]

Typical of me to win when I'm gone for a few days. And will be gone for several more. Oh well, I'll make sure to come back on to award victory to someone.

I hope this wasn't done in the old thread:

I like my women like I like my streetlights:

 

[Onionsoilder]

I like my women like I like my streetlights: They do what they're supposed to every night, on time.

 

[LAnkou]

I like my women like I like my streetlights: shutting up after enough beating so i can sleep!!!