Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two
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Fr8monkey
Deity
Life is like a box of donuts: They get stale quickly when YOU DON'T GET TO THEM AND ANSWER THE QUESTION...
Optical
The Fall of the Eleventh
Life is like a box of donuts: you look weird if you don't take any.
CheeseWalrus
Warlord
Life is like a box of donuts -- I don't have either.
Jouzou
Warlord
Life is like a box of donuts: not really worth it without coffee.
carmen510
Deity
Sorry, I completely forgot about this.
classical_hero: You're up!
classical_hero: You're up!
Narz
keeping it real
You should message him just in case he's forgotten about this thread also. 
_random_
Jewel Runner
He's on a leave of absence at the moment actually.
carmen510
Deity
In that case, I declare an open floor.
classical_hero
In whom I trust
My style of music says about:
My style of music says about nothing noteworthy.
Optical
The Fall of the Eleventh
I propose this be revived.
The best jokes are like pencils:
The best jokes are like pencils:
Mise
isle of lucy
They write themselves?
classical_hero
In whom I trust
Full of carbon.
strijder20
Wallowing in irony
They are rubbish after using them too many.
LucyDuke
staring at the clock
Short and to the point. (Say it aloud.)
madviking
north american scum
Verarde
Pondering Wearing A Hat
You have to erase the grin off your face when telling it.
my first ideas were already taken.
my first ideas were already taken.
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