Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Kullervo]

I leave it to the machos who have something to prove.

 

[Optical]

Goes well with corn chips.

 

[Lord Baal]

No matter where it originated, it always ends up British.

 

[Kennigit]

Americans don't like it

 

[Phrossack]

Spicy food is like international diplomacy: it can rarely stop genocide.

 

[Mise]

International diplomacy is like spicy food: White dudes all say they can handle it, but when they try to take on brown dudes they end up with their arses burnt and stinging.

 

[madviking]

...always screwed up by the British.

 

[mayor]

I dunno... Spicy food is pretty good if you ask me

 

[W|M]

No matter where it originated, it always ends up British.

And this wins, with honorable mentions to Mise and madviking

 

[Lord Baal]

Your mother and tight pants have this in common:

 

[Zack]

Your mother and tight pants have this in common:

Intimate contact with my genitalia.

 

[Optical]

I can never get my phone back from either.

 

[mayor]

Hard to get into

 

[Yeekim]

Barely distinguishable from ass.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Made in Thailand

 

[Fr8monkey]

Your mother and tight pants have this in common:

I can't afford either.

 

[Kullervo]

Folded up inside my cupboard at the very back, as I'm a bit embarrassed I ever used them.

 

[Gori the Grey]

Getting them off is a real challenge.

 

[Mise]

Getting them off is a real challenge.

 

[Lord Baal]

Getting them off is a real challenge.

Winner.