Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[_random_]

Life is like an online abortion debate.

 

[Lord Baal]

Both are only possible because there aren't enough abortions.

 

[Fr8monkey]

No matter how well you do... you are destined to lose.

 

[Mise]

A constant fight against your better judgement.

 

[W|M]

Best done when completely drunk.

 

[Kullervo]

Full of ill-informed morons I'd leave in a burning barn in order to save a cat.

 

[Zack]

The primary focus is sexual reproduction.

 

[Popcornlord]

I only participate to troll others.

 

[Gori the Grey]

Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

 

[azzaman333]

You go in optimistic that everything will go swimmingly, but it slowly degenerates into a horrible mess. Eventually you quit, knowing that all you've done is waste your time.

 

[Optical]

If you go on CFC, you tend to avoid both.

 

[mayor]

repetitive

 

[_random_]

Lord Baal wins. Mise is a close runner-up. Lots of good ones this time.

 

[Lord Baal]

Life is a lot like going to the bathroom:

 

[Zack]

Filled to the brim with crap.

 

[_random_]

Just an excuse to masturbate, more often than not.

 

[madviking]

Life is a lot like going to the bathroom:

s*** out

 

[dragonprobably]

Best done while on a throne.

 

[SamSniped]

Smells pretty ****ty.

 

[Kullervo]

More exciting and manly as hell when done outdoors.