Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[nonconformist]

Your mother is like an M. Night Shyamalan film: she's dead. But I only find out after.

 

[El Koeno]

Your mother is like an M. Night Shyamalan film, but fat.

 

[classical_hero]

Your mother is like an M. Night Shyamalan film: Will get the plaudit early one, but then you realise it is the same crap over and over again.

 

[Mise]

Your mother is like an M. Night Shyamalan film: she's dead. But I only find out after.

Your mother is like an M. Night Shyamalan film, but fat.

Can't beat either of these.

 

[Zack]

Your mother is like an M. Night Shyamalan film: she's dead. But I only find out after.

You're up.

 

[nonconformist]

Poland is like a man on crack...

 

[kill fire]

Poland is like a man on crack: Dead in just a few years.

 

[Kennigit]

Poland is like a man on crack: he doesn't know where he is.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Poland is like a man on crack: He may be a real cool guy; but still no-one in the neighborhood will give him any respect.

 

[_random_]

Poland is like a man on crack: Covered in snow.

 

[madviking]

Poland is like a man on crack: they both speak incomprehensibly.

 

[Zack]

Poland is like a man on crack: No one knows where they are, not even the police.

 

[LucyDuke]

Poland is like a man on crack: if you haven't forgotten about him already, you're trying to.

 

[Jarlaxe Baenre]

Poland is like a man on crack: Wasting his money and killing himself at the same time.

 

[nonconformist]

Poland is like a man on crack: Covered in snow.

Poland is like a man on crack: if you haven't forgotten about him already, you're trying to.

These are the best.....but I think Lucy just pips it

 

[LucyDuke]

Life is like a box of tacos...

 

[Yared]

Life is like a box of tacos: Spicy and nice at first, but in the end, your butt hurts.

 

[Mise]

That would be "Cristiano Ronaldo is like a box of tacos", I think.

 

[Yared]

Well, people tend to spend a lot of time in the toilet after eating taco.

And life tends to screw you over.

 

[El Koeno]

That would be "Cristiano Ronaldo is like a box of tacos", I think.

That's just nasty...