nonconformist
Miserable
Your mother is like an M. Night Shyamalan film: she's dead. But I only find out after.
Your mother is like an M. Night Shyamalan film: she's dead. But I only find out after.
Your mother is like an M. Night Shyamalan film, but fat.
Your mother is like an M. Night Shyamalan film: she's dead. But I only find out after.
Poland is like a man on crack: Covered in snow.
Poland is like a man on crack: if you haven't forgotten about him already, you're trying to.
That would be "Cristiano Ronaldo is like a box of tacos", I think.