Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Zack]

If you know he plays football, you know who he is.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Eastern Europe is like Michael Vick: unknown to 99% of the world.

 

[Mise]

Eastern Europe is like Michael Vick, apparently.

 

[classical_hero]

Eastern Europe is Like Michael Vick, just the dogs.

 

[_random_]

Eastern Europe is like Michael Vick: It is an embarrassment to the image of the eagle.

 

[madviking]

Eastern Europe is like Michael Vick: devoid of good reputation

 

[dwaxe]

Eastern Europe is like Michael Vick. Both want Poland.

 

[Zack]

Heretic_Cata, you're up.

Mine:

Spoiler :

Eastern Europe is like Michael Vick: looked down upon by the civilized world.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Yay ! Thank you !

But i am terribly uncreative when it comes to these things, so i guess anyone can have my turn except Bobbtjoe.

 

[madviking]

Love is like lightening:

 

[Fr8monkey]

Love is like lightening: In the long run, you don't want to be struck by either... it will kill you.

 

[Zack]

Love is like lightning: lethal.

 

[Dumanios]

Love is like lightning: at first quite fascinating, but then you find out it sucks.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Yay ! Thank you !

But i am terribly uncreative when it comes to these things, so i guess anyone can have my turn except Bobbtjoe.

Hsss! Just because nobody got my two camels in a tiny car refrence means nothing!

Love is like lightning: It seems nice at a distance, but the closer you get to it, the more lethal it becomes.

 

[nonconformist]

Love is like lightning: if the penis gets involved, it gets bloody messy.

 

[_random_]

Love is like lighting: Sure, it can be beautiful and/or hilarious on TV, but is excruciatingly painful and gruesome if you come into closed contact with it.

 

[Lord Baal]

Love is like lightning; sure, it sends a pleasant tingle down your spine at first, but in the end it leaves you burnt, broken, with your pants on fire in the back of an ambulance.

 

[classical_hero]

Love is like lightening: the most awesome experience in the whole world.

 

[kill fire]

Love is like lightning: does this even need a witty remark?

 

[Yeekim]

Love is like lightning: you can catch both with a large rod.