Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

[Virote_Considon]

I like music like I like bananas: silent.

 

[Fr8monkey]

I like music like I like bananas: When they are use by mindless monkeys.

 

[choxorn]

I like my music like I like my bananas: Going in my ears.

You take a minute to try and decide how creepy this is.

 

[jguy100]

Hehehe, nice job guys. But I think I'm going to pass the baton off to Perfection. Banana phone ftw.

Perfection is up!

 

[choxorn]

I knew that was going to happen, no one can beat the bananaphone.

 

[Perfection]

LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES:

 

[Yeekim]

Life is like a box of chocolates: unhealthy, fattening and overpriced.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

life is like a box of chocolates: sweet, but runs out sooner than you think.

 

[Veritass]

Life is like a box of chocolates: sure, it starts out nice a pretty and perfect full of potential and opportunity. At first, everything is new and a scrumptious taste treat. Then you pop your first (chocolate-covered) cherry and you realize that some of those possibilities are even better than the others. But you never know until you actually go for it. Just looking at it doesn't tell you how it is going to be; you have to commit. After a while, though, even your favorite one doesn't quite get the job done: that tenth turtle just doesn't taste as good as the first turtle did. Later, with all the good stuff picked over, you realize how much youth is wasted on the young. Oh, why didn't I save some of the best ones? Why didn't I appreciate more then what I don't have any more of now? Eventually life is a picked-over box of stuff that might once have been chocolate, but now is moldy white-crusted crumbs in crinkled wrappers, and hard-centered ones that people tried to bite into and then put back in the box. Then you die.

 

[Fr8monkey]

WOW! I quit.

 

[warpus]

life is like a box of chocolates: all fun and games until somebody eats your box

 

[Flying Pig]

Life is like a box of chocolates - it can be either disgusting or expensive.

 

[Zack]

Life is like a box of chocolates: You fear getting to the end.

 

[choxorn]

Life is like a box of chocolates: Finished too fast.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Life is like a box of chocolates: taking it from others is fun and rewarding.

 

[Narz]

Life is like a box of chocolates: Finished too fast.

That's what she said... oh, wait a minute

Life is like a box of chocolates, better when shared with a woman.

 

[cardgame]

Life is like a box of chocolates: Full of goodies, but you have to share it with a bunch of people who didn't get their own box.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Life is like a box of chocolates: Toss the candy and eat the box!

 

[Narz]

Life is like a box of chocolates: Full of goodies, but you have to share it with a bunch of people who didn't get their own box.

Not if libertarians get their way!

..... (couldn't find a dark skinned version of this)

 

[dwaxe]

Life is like a box of chocolates: very helpful for passing on genes.