Fox09 - This Means War!

Got it....

Mop up service it is, c'ptain ....

P.S What exactly are you thinking for Fox-10 , Mr Fox? I'm interested but I'm a little overloaded as well. If a OCC you can count me in ( someone has to be the official trash player :lol: )
 
I would like to play but I won't have CIV access till 1/10. So that means I'm also taking a skip on my last set for this SG too. I'll leave it up to Fox whether I still qualify for a roster spot considering the 2 week hiatus.

Since I'm taking a skip, here's my joke:
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A blonde chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey). Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?” Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.

The blonde then asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”

The lawyer looked puzzled. He spent nearly an hour, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls, trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
 
since half the crew are in RotQM6, I expect to be able free up some slots :mischief: for newbies ...
as assumed, i'll be at my "WHTMOOHA" limit for SGs so, my spot can be open.

I will, however, lurk, and explain any jokes that go unappreciated ;) ~
 
I've played 21 turns ( wanted to play 20 but I was too sleepy and pressed Enter one time too much... :hammer2: . not that it matters much in the current status of the game ) and I must thank to the previous players by the nice stacks they provided me.... having 98+% in a naval landing is quite something ;)

Started by taking care of mongol naval "menace" .... Blitz destroyers really make a diference .... 1 destroyer killing 6+ frigates per turn is cool
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The mongol 1 tile island city on hill was erased as well ( lost 1 of the 3 arties i lost durng turnset ).....
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....followed by a lot of others.

Event.....
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I made the mine.... at the time I thinked that was a good idea ,but in retrospective we're not going to get to Fission, so having Uranium is useless.
Forgive ,Mr fox .....

I was wondering around with a destroyer in Boudi lands scouting and erasing the ocasional bad lucked caravel that passed by when I noticed this:
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I decided to use the destroyer to block the fleet exit. It is still there.... ( and tagged )

The only scare of turnset:
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The AI never cease to suprise me... . but it turn out that João only had 4 of them ,based in Lisbon . I almost shed a tear when I razed my birth city... almost :devil:
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Now a thing that can delay some turns our win:
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After following pholk's plan upon Babylon's lands ( some tactical tricks used there like sending destroyers to bomb a city in front of stack to draw defenders from capitol to there and then land on capitol.... ) I realized that we have a city that we can't attack by sea ( path blocked by ice... why Civ IV doesn't have ice melting GW ( :lol: ) or ice breaker ships ? ). By the shape of the borders it seems to be another city 1 tile away from shore as well ( tagged in map ). I decided to pull the stack back and move to the other side ( maybe erasing Khmer for good in path to there ). The best landing spot in path to Babylon capitol is tagged , but I suggest to check if the tagged city exists before that.

Assembly line is in.... Made a factory and some infantry. I doubt that we need to reasearch much more, but trailed research in the industrialism path
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And finally we aren't the smallest ones.... A sure sign the game is quite over
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Log is too long to post..... avaliable at request

And the joke
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A bad and already beaten one.....
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....But never ceases to make me laugh.... a peace mediator in a AW game..... nice job ( almost as good as selling icecreams in Antarctica ) :crazyeye:


Final remarks

Mongols are hiding in the southern islands ( tagged ) and have Mil Sci, so expect at least one or 2 grens... Portuguese whereabout is unknowed ATM , but I bet they are in the southern polar islands as well. Khmer seems to be trapped in the capitol and Ham is somethat blocked as well ( as discussed above ). Boob... er, Boudica is the last bump in the road ( our main stack is near her capitol ). I don't think the rest of the game needs much more strategy or even units, maybe only upgrading our frigates in capitol ( I would not be suprised if Boudi had assembled another navy stack in another city and would try a last heroic attempt to kill us.... maybe 1 more destroyer would be good )... in fact, I doubt that the game will last more than 20 turns from now on.

Great game, ppl :goodjob: . Let's bring it home....
 

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A joke

Spoiler :

Q: Why does Santa have such a big sack?

A: He only comes once a year?


We raze some cities.

We find Joao's carrack graveyard :confused:



We find more isolated cities.



We get another GG. Merged.



We lose the quarry for the third time on my watch.



We finally kill someone for good.



Make that 2 someones.



And 3 someones.



I played 10 (I think).

Boudacieous has 3 cities left (2 will probably fall next turn and the other not long after).

Joao has 2 cities left and we've got to get some troops over there.
 
Im at my parents for Christmas and they dont play Civ.....shocker huh? I should be home in 4 days...maybe 5. If someone wants to take this puppy home...go right ahead.
 
:rolleyes: Must I do everything?? Start the game, chase players for reports, and now end the game .... :gripe:

:lol:

Okay, I will finish what I started.

BTW, your saying "and they dont play Civ ... shocker huh?" reminds me of a Civ4 trailer I seen years ago where a benevolent-looking nice old granny waving her fist against the comp and muttered: "I'm gonna nuked those bastards".

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Heard this from a tour guide when I was in Hawaii. I don't understand why it is funny though.

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A father and a son was walking to the airport. Bored, the son said to the father: "I am going to throw this blue brick up. If the brick comes down, I will pay you 5 bucks. If it doeSn't, you give me 500."

"Deal."

So the son threw the brick up. Sure enough, down it came. The son grudgingly gave his dad 5 bucks.

5 mins later, the boy proposed the same bet again. The father agreed. And the brick came down again, and the son parted with 5 dollars again.

Just before reaching the airport, the son tried again. This time though, the brick never came down.


Go figure.

Back to the game, carrying on with the razings ...

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They stand no chance.

Meanwhile, we got the pentagon, a little belated:

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Our airships spotted this on a recce mission:

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Hmm ... and our naval defense is placed on yellow alert.

There she blows!

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The stack was immediately surrounded by our fleet of destroyers. Still she tried to move pass the blockade

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Boudica is powered by energizer: Never say die, never give up!

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I half wanted to let them just pass for her sheer determination, but then, she will not make it anyway:

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As a parting gift, I will try you another joke from the Hawaii tour guide:

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There was this rich lady who had to fly back to Honolulu from Kona in a hurry, Since there were no flight left, she chartered a private plane. On the air, the captain started smoking a cigar.

The lady couldn't stand the smell, and asked the captain to put off the cigar, To which the captain replied, "I can't stand the smell of your dog as well, madam. Why don't you threw it off the window, and I will do the same with my cigar."

The lady obviously refused. 5 minutes later, she really couldn't tolerate the cigar any further, and said, "Alright, but you first".

The captain threw his cigar out of the window, and the lady promptly did the same with her dog. And they both finally enjoyed some fresh air.

Seconds later, the captain stared unbelievingly out of the cockpit. The dog was there sitting on the wing of the plane.

What's even stranger, there was something in its mouth.

Spoiler What's it? :

A blue brick.

 
Good game, ppl ;) It was extremely fun to sink all those naval stacks and burn those cities.... But with such a fine team ( shameless self promotion mode: on :lol: ) we should had tried this in a higher level. After getting destroyers and arties this was simply mop up service..... But we need to leave something for fox-10 ( BTW Immortal seems nice.... I saw a deity OCC chalenge in the strategy forum ( didn't tried it.. lack of time ;) ) and there were victories, in spite of the city not being isolated ( but the passing to city had only 1 tile ( a forest hill ), like the druids hideout SG ) ... so I think that this team could cope Immortal ( too bad that Oz and pholk are already out :( ) )
 
so I think that this team could cope Immortal ( too bad that Oz and pholk are already out :( ) )
i know, i was really the glue that held the team together :lol:

Great Game everyone! Never before played an OCC-AW game, and it was loads of fun. I need to try more OCC if i ever play any SP games anymore.

:goodjob:

happy xmas to those who celebrate ~ happy winter if ya don't ;)
 
Good game team! Games with difficult settings are significantly easier when you have a great team :D And I love that last joke. I don't know why but it made me laugh too :crazyeye: :crazyeye:

:lol:
 
Started playing OCC now too. Hell, that's fun. Even pulled of Cabledawg's Biology Slingshot ™ and a rare (for me) space ship win on Monarch... I'm in for Fox-10...
 
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