And that ladies and gents, is the sound of a defeated nation begging not to be completely defeated.
To: The United States
From: The German Empire
We offer these terms.
-The United States accepting Spanish rule over Cuba, Puerto Rico and the Philipines, German rule over Alaska and Suriname.
-German military rule over Hawaii for 2 years, before an election may be held
-The safe passage of American forces from the Philippines
-A 5 EP reparation for the women that 'took care' of my WildenTruppen, the flag staffs that were damaged by my WildenTruppen when they raised my Imperial Flag over your coastal villages, and of course the damage my navy inflicted upon your cities.
-The German navy will allow Americans once again in the Pacific Ocean and the Atlantic Ocean, without destroying and/or capturing them.
-You shall pay no damage reparations to us, as you actually haven't damaged anything of real value. Of course, we appreciate it.
These are the most lenient terms we'd be willing to offer.