2500th post! HOORAY! HOOOOOOORAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
From DIE
To Luca:
Congratulations, for both of us, on a job well done with Hellas. The trading and Daco-Lucan hegemony in Mediterranian is saved once again! Should we divide Hellas as our current troops are standing? We know that in our original plans DIE was supposed to get a bit more land, but we don't really care we can keep the land as it is, what matters is that the world no longer needs to suffer from Greek xenophobility. (OOC: also, andis, check your PM box)
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And now, for a little celebration..
Leo Dicomes was sitting in one of the 2500 rooms of his huge palace together with his loyal assistant and the high priest of the Empire.
"Congratulations, high priest Molonik, on your new views on Dacoillyrian theology. Sounds marvelous!"
"No, sir, congratulations to
you for the excellent job with Hellas! The xenophobic trade-damaging cancer of Mediterranian has now been eaten out, things couldn't seem happier.. I propose we have a huge ball here at your palace, and invite all your friends, to celebrate this marvelous victory!"
"What a splendid idea, my most trustworthy advisor! I shall invite all my friends, and there are lots of them... we are going to need 2500 bottles of good Illyrian wine!"
"Sounds great. But may I suggest, sir.."
"What?"
"We still have a lot of work to do. Our commercial hegemony in the Mediterranian won't keep itself up, you know, we must never rest in our diplomatic work, nor in building our marvelous juggernaughts."
"Yea, in a matter of fact I need to run to meet the Lucans and discuss Mediterranian issues further. We still have a lot work to do. What time is it?"
"Its 25:00, my lord."
"What, now that doesn't make any sense at all.."
"What can I say, we Dacoillyrians sure use a weird way to measure time", the high priest responded.
"We sure do", added Leo Dicomes, and they both laughed heartily for a time period of 2500 hundreds of a second.