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Pride Week in My Little Town, and Why I Won't be Going

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Lemon Merchant, Jul 1, 2019.

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  1. Zardnaar

    Zardnaar Chieftain

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    GGG?
     
  2. bernie14

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    Sheep appreciate good hygiene
     
  3. Zardnaar

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    Kentucky of the South Pacific.
     
  4. red_elk

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    What's up with sheeps and rape? The Australians have dirty insinuations about New Zealanders?
    I only know that NZ is a major wool exporter.
     
  5. Kyriakos

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    Maybe there are a lot of immigrants to Australia from northern England, and they are unhappy there are no sheep in the desert so want to project?
     
  6. Zardnaar

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    Well all the dumb crims got shipped to Aussie. Making sheep jokes keeps them entertained. I suppose it's because they can understand them limited as they are due to the heat and ancestry.

    I don't mind NZ jokes just try and be original. For example.

    Q. "What do you call a nice kind sensitive,man in NZ"?
    A. "A tourist"

    But they have have to resort to sheep jokes.
     
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  7. Kyriakos

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    TIL the term "crin" :D
     
  8. red_elk

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    May be they dream of electric sheeps?
     
  9. Farm Boy

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    Sometimes jokes are all about comfort. You want to wear the ones that are soft and warm, like a sweater.

    I think Kyr was onto something though, wasn't he? Kilts are basically stealth zippers.
     
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    Sheep are soft and warm....
     
  11. AmazonQueen

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    Probably why they get made into sweaters.
    I'm just annoyed that all the Welsh jokes are now NZ jokes.
     
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