Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Lemon Merchant, Jul 1, 2019.
Sheep appreciate good hygiene
Kentucky of the South Pacific.
What's up with sheeps and rape? The Australians have dirty insinuations about New Zealanders?
I only know that NZ is a major wool exporter.
Maybe there are a lot of immigrants to Australia from northern England, and they are unhappy there are no sheep in the desert so want to project?
Well all the dumb crims got shipped to Aussie. Making sheep jokes keeps them entertained. I suppose it's because they can understand them limited as they are due to the heat and ancestry.
I don't mind NZ jokes just try and be original. For example.
Q. "What do you call a nice kind sensitive,man in NZ"?
A. "A tourist"
But they have have to resort to sheep jokes.
TIL the term "crin"
May be they dream of electric sheeps?
Sometimes jokes are all about comfort. You want to wear the ones that are soft and warm, like a sweater.
I think Kyr was onto something though, wasn't he? Kilts are basically stealth zippers.
Sheep are soft and warm....
Probably why they get made into sweaters.
I'm just annoyed that all the Welsh jokes are now NZ jokes.
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