Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics

[Sashie VII]

How do you know?

Better success rate than smoking friends. Much better.

 

[civ_king]

Bostonian drivers suck! even worse than New Yorkers, Bostonian drivers drive on the wrong side of the road intentionally! and the cops don't care, also Boston is <bleeping> cold

 

[GenMarshall]

I'm feeling more and more depressed as the day goes on

 

[really]

A tree fell at home last night knocking out the phone line (and squashing a few apple trees) so no internet when I go home tomorrow.

 

[GenMarshall]

A tree fell at home last night knocking out the phone line (and squashing a few apple trees) so no internet when I go home tomorrow.

Oh noes!! What are we going to do about the apples!? No more apple pie, no more apple cider, no more apple products!

 

[Shekwan]

Better success rate than smoking friends. Much better.

There are many reasons apart from smoking that could be why you are more successful than your friends.

I'm a non-smoker, but smoking is cool.

 

[GenMarshall]

I'd rather drink myself into a stupor than smoke. At least alcohol makes the pain go away.

 

[Shekwan]

Theres nothing cool about being stupidly drunk. At least if you smoke you look badass.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

no internet when I go home tomorrow.

Damn, I feel your pain.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Grrrr... I'm sick of all these eclipses happening in other parts of the world. And every time one DOES happen in my part of the world, there's clouds. God. Damn. Clouds.

I WANT TO SEE AN ECLIPSE GOD DAMN IT!

 

[really]

It is a perfectly clear night and it has already peaked here.

 

[civ_king]

MY SIBLINGS CRACKED THE CASE OF MY MACBOOK! I think I'm going to cry now

 

[GenMarshall]

Grrrr... I'm sick of all these eclipses happening in other parts of the world. And every time one DOES happen in my part of the world, there's clouds. God. Damn. Clouds.

I WANT TO SEE AN ECLIPSE GOD DAMN IT!

Here's an Eclipse

 

[Camikaze]

I haven't slept for almost 28 hours now, and I start work in 7. I probably should try to catch some sleep between now and then.

 

[Yared]

I hate immature teenagers who shoot firework at people (me) and when confronted about it act all innocent and crap. I'm sick of teenagers my age acting mentally deficient. I hope their lives go horribly wrong and that it ends with being stuck in a low-wage, low-status job in some dump for the rest of their lives.

I even got into a fight with someone and I hate violence... I feel bad now after even though it was very much justified. Screw you guys. Hope you get some STD or that your fire cracker misfires, leaving you with a disfigured face.

Filthy animals...

edit: btw got a rave that's part of this

 

[Bill3000]

I'm a non-smoker, but smoking is cool.

Er, they stopped being cool twenty years ago.

 

[civ_king]

I hate immature teenagers who shoot firework at people (me) and when confronted about it act all innocent and crap. I'm sick of teenagers my age acting mentally deficient. I hope their lives go horribly wrong and that it ends with being stuck in a low-wage, low-status job in some dump for the rest of their lives.

I even got into a fight with someone and I hate violence... I feel bad now after even though it was very much justified. Screw you guys. Hope you get some STD or that your fire cracker misfires, leaving you with a disfigured face.

Filthy animals...

edit: btw got a rave that's part of this

I hope they hold an M80 when it goes off

 

[kulade]

itunes is an awful program.

 

[kulade]

actually, let me reiterate; itunes is an awful program.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

People aren't posting frequently enough to entertain me.