Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics

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My parents want to take me out, along with the rest of the grown ups, to see a movie. The only theater we're going to is one that they go to every single time, and the only thing there that looks like its worth seeing is avatar, and I don't want to even watch that movie.

I have no choice in whether to go out. I have to go out.

I REALLY don't want to see Avatar. :mad:
 
Excellent. By the very low standards of this forum I win. :lol:

Hey dude it was a rant. It isn't meant to make sense, if it does you are doing it wrong. :crazyeye:

Who gives a damn if you stubbed your toe and then fell into a river, I screwed Jesus and then got voted as The Messiah. In your face Jesus!12222332398948937a;jkldsaiyclxz;aone 112^ausiuds

Maybe you want to post how bad your life is to some nobody who couldn't give a crap, me I just post random stuff as rants and hope that the spam it is is recognised. Man shert happens and then you die stop whining.

The swear filter on this reminds me of being in preschool. There you go, that's a complaint that is coherent. Apparently kids don't know how to swear, we are living in the past. :p

In my country the colour of their language far surpasses any swearing I could do, at the age of 12. I guess that's where we differ with our US cousins. They don't swear ever nor know how to. ;)

I'm envious not a big fan but it is au fait.

Well, you've got the "Random" Part of Random Rants down, but you haven't quite got the "Rant" Part.
 
Well I bought a pack for myself now instead of bumming it off my friend. I've moved into the official smoker category now. How did this happen?
 
Well I bought a pack for myself now instead of bumming it off my friend. I've moved into the official smoker category now. How did this happen?

Congratulations. You now perpetually smell. That, and your senses of smell and taste are now broken. You will never enjoy food as you ought to be able to ever again. I hope you enjoy your endorphin rush which you could have gotten through many, many other activities.
 
I just turned 21 and went to try and buy alcohol at midnight. The place wouldn't sell to me because I didn't have the new I.D. yet despite the fact it says my birthday and I looked up Ohio Law and they are legally allowed too. I am angry.
 
Don't hate on Xzibit :(


Also, Garonius did you see what I ded thar? Learn from it, and you might stop ranting as much :)

No I don't generally read posts here as they are often ********. Please feel free to patronise me some more though. :rolleyes:
 
I quit EverQuest a long time ago, and not only are there now sixteen expansion packs, but now there are servers in which you start at level 51 with 50 AA points. :yuck:
 
Play LOTRO it pwns WoW. Two expansion packs that are pretty much free as long as you are a subscriber. You get to mash orcs and trolls in the style of the film too.

Graphics are frigging awesome too.
 
Well I bought a pack for myself now instead of bumming it off my friend. I've moved into the official smoker category now. How did this happen?
Congratulations. Welcome to the club for people who don't care if they won't live to be 80 but only 70 y'old . Also you are now awsomer. :D

Oh and remember, only quitters quit. :p
 
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