Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics

[SS-18 ICBM]

"sugar-rich anal drops". Okay, biology textbook, what other choice phrases do you conceal?

 

[arcticnightwolf]

... C RNG really shouldn't be considered as random number generator ...

 

[Sashie VII]

What's wrong with people who think smoking is cool?!

 

[hossam]

What's wrong with people who think smoking is cool?!

it DOES makes you look cool. you wouldn't believe the number of fine ass ho's I've tapped since I started smoking.

 

[choxorn]

I'm pretty sure it's possible to get chicks without smoking. There's plenty of them you can probably get more easily by not smoking.

 

[Karalysia]

Having started smoking just recently I'm doing incredibly better in that department. It works. It works. It's worth the cancer or whatnot.

 

[kulade]

the cancer doesn't kick in for a couple of decades anyway. by the time your forty you'll have already tapped all the hos u need so you might as well die cos it can only go down from there.

 

[Karalysia]

the cancer doesn't kick in for a couple of decades anyway. by the time your forty you'll have already tapped all the hos u need so you might as well die cos it can only go down from there.

yah bro i hear u totally

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

What's wrong with people who think smoking is cool?!

Diseased lung and upper respiratory tissue is cool.

Also, incredibly good marketing.

 

[Karalysia]

When I have a cigarette in my hand I'm bad ass.

 

[Sashie VII]

Rant: What's wrong with people who think smoking is cool?! (Pt. II)

Really, people.

I'm pretty sure it's possible to get chicks without smoking. There's plenty of them you can probably get more easily by not smoking.

More probable than just possible. I have not been tempted to try smoking my entire life, and it has never affected my chances

But anyway, to each his own (life).

 

[Camikaze]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

I finally actually make a decision, so my mum makes me think it's a horrible one. Which means I'm further away from making a decision than ever, with less than a week left.

 

[choxorn]

When I have a cigarette in my hand I'm bad ass.

Well of course cigarettes are bad ass, they involve fire, smoke, and endangering people's lives! Like all bad ass things!

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

I just told my GF off. It feels good but it might end up in a break-up.

If telling her off felt good, then its probably not meant to be.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

My mom keeps telling me how I would be better off having a job and having RL social interaction.

I hate working, and I hate RL social interaction.

 

[Sashie VII]

I hate working

Yeah I hear you man.

 

[Yared]

If telling her off felt good, then its probably not meant to be.

Yeah, I am going to speak with her soon. We'll see what happens next.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

the cancer doesn't kick in for a couple of decades anyway. by the time your forty you'll have already tapped all the hos u need so you might as well die cos it can only go down from there.

I love you.

That is not a rant tho.

EDIT:

THIS is rant tho:

Azza fell in the line of duty. We salute you.

 

[Shekwan]

I have not been tempted to try smoking my entire life, and it has never affected my chances

How do you know?

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

I finally actually make a decision, so my mum makes me think it's a horrible one. Which means I'm further away from making a decision than ever, with less than a week left.

Screw you guys! I do what I want!

 

[raketooy]

I already said to my parents I'd be at home for New Year, but turns out my computer broke down and I left both Assassin's Creed II and NHL 10 at our cottage and going to some of my friends' parties sounds a better idea now. I wouldn't want to let my family down, though, and having a little break from all this drinking business could be healthy.