Random Rants XL: I'm having trouble growing my wood

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why am i listening to one direction and enjoying it what's wrong with me
 
Not as bad as a ladyboner.
 
Maybe it's the allegedly sexy British accents that you Americans seem to love so much. Me, not so much. :D
 
Guys, it's all good. Back at VCIF camp, we gave members training to be able to withstand various forms of torture, including the one listed by our brightest trainee, Verarde.

It can also be used in interrogation. Verarde, our interrogator-in-training, may need to use that group's music to crack detainees. To be able to do that, he has to withstand it himself. What Verarde just mentioned a few posts ago was VCIF stress testing. Since he has managed to keep his sanity, apparently he has passed the test.
 
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Stop informing on people. O-mer-tá!
 
Ah, but it's not informing on people. I'm the head of the public relations committee. Believe me, the real dirt I have on people would result in our best assassins killing you.
 
…the hell? Who did our assassin just kill then?
 
Waiting for midnight.

Or, hell, waiting for 1900 hours, when I leave to go hang out prior to the midnight release.
 
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