Random Rants XL: I'm having trouble growing my wood
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PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
That just simply confirms my suspicions.
I knew there was a reason I never got responses to any of my posts that I thought was funny.
The world is a cruel, cold-hearted, humour-hating
Darth Caesar
Might be a Wizard
I ordered a T-Shirt from WeLoveFine on the fifth and as far as I can tell it still hasn't shipped.
That just simply confirms my suspicions.
I knew there was a reason I never got responses to any of my posts that I thought was funny.
The world is a cruel, cold-hearted, humour-hatingmistressb*tch.
You will never be funny if try too hard.
SS-18 ICBM
Oscillator
Well that wasn't the best example of field command on my part. I should have retreated and waited for siege weaponry. Rest in peace Jaguar Longswords, the Aztec armies shall sacrifice ten thousand enemies for every one of you lost in battle.
Funny comes naturally and often accidentally. You'll get there.You will never be funny if try too hard.That just simply confirms my suspicions.
I knew there was a reason I never got responses to any of my posts that I thought was funny.
The world is a cruel, cold-hearted, humour-hatingmistressb*tch.
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
I've been here 8 years and have been trying and failing repeatedly the entire time.
Obviously it's time for me to stop.
Anyways, rant: http://sports.yahoo.com/news/ncaaf-...ggering--penalties-from-sandusky-scandal.html
I was hoping for the death penalty.
rugbyLEAGUEfan
Deity
God damn Indonesian ATM's
They give you the cash before returning the card. 1 day into my holiday and I've lost my damn credit card.
They give you the cash before returning the card. 1 day into my holiday and I've lost my damn credit card.
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
Might it have been one of those ATM's rigged or tampered with by thieves?
_random_
Jewel Runner
I've got this awful pain in my back.
rugbyLEAGUEfan
Deity
No. It's just the standard way they function here. To add insult to injury, I went in to the supermarket next to it to see if it had been handed in and they had over 50, none of which were mine.
But it's all sorted. A very helpful lady from the Florida call centre sorted me out and I'm back in the saddle.
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
Good to hear it got sorted out.
NickyJ
Retired Narrator
Rant: I had a dream that that involved a half decent piano piece on the radio that I had never heard before. It was only about 10-15 seconds long, but with a little work, it could have been pretty good. Unfortunately, I have forgotten it now. 
shadowplay
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That's not uncommon among musicians - you hear music in your head as you sleep, but when you wake up, you can't remember it to put it down because the melody is forgotten so quickly.
rugbyLEAGUEfan
Deity
Back to the real world in 24 hours. Red eye flight, touch down in Sydney at 7.00am then straight to work. Not happy, not happy at all.
NedimNapoleon
Weird Little Human
I helped my grandpa cut some wood, with a chainsaw (thats not the rant), the rant is, thanks to the sawdust sticking on my sweaty shirt I got a rash all over my torso.
azzaman333
meh
David Tennant's last epidose as The Doctor was kinda disappointing. Felt like there were a lot of ideas brainstormed, but none of them were really fleshed out into a story. Still enjoyable to watch, but a bit lacking nonetheless.
(Yes I know I'm a long way behind).
(Yes I know I'm a long way behind).
Mango Elephant
Deity
rugbyLEAGUEfan
Deity
I don't get the cat thing.
Oh and I'm not mad anymore. We are 10 minutes shy of having 3 tiramasus with cream and ice-cream being delivered.
Oh and I'm not mad anymore. We are 10 minutes shy of having 3 tiramasus with cream and ice-cream being delivered.
NedimNapoleon
Weird Little Human
Neither do I.
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