Random Rants XLII: The Four-Part Plan

[PlutonianEmpire]

OK I have fire but no gloves or bleach.

There is a hand sanitizer dispenser I am going to use and then I'm going to wash my hands.

I just can't believe how freaking nasty these keyboards are. It's a good university too! My community college put more effort into cleaning keyboards in the labs than this. I'm shocked!

Edit:
On further reflection, I'm not that shocked considering how infrequently students here shower. Cleaning the keyboards is probably a rant all it's own.

Rant II: Kids here don't shower very often. I blame the lack of females (<20% of the population) for this. Guys have no hope whatsoever of getting a girlfriend, so why bother showering or brushing your teeth when you can play Halo and LARP on the quad?

Americans bathe too much anyway.

Kudos to the guys at your campus.

 

[metatron]

6pm just has Indiana and Kentucky, which are both solidly Romney states (though Indiana has an interesting Senate race which is worth having an eye on).

I know.

But one can't risk missing any of the fun.

 

[phoenix_sprite]

I've been suffering from a headache for 4 days in a row now. Taking tylenol only relieves it for a couple of hours.

 

[NickyJ]

The local news anchors are so dippy. "It's great to go to the polls not only to vote, but also to talk to fellow Americans." Dude... Who the heck do you think that dudette is that you've been chattering with for the last two years? Who has been passing you those sheets of paper to read towards the camera?

 

[ace99]

I hate the fetish for being the earliest news agency to call the results of a state.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

You mean Fox News?

 

[Mango Elephant]

WRAL - http://www.wral.com/news/local/politics/page/11638606/

Coloring in SC w/o even 1% of the votes in yet.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

You live in Fayetteville Mango? I lived there 10 yrs

 

[ace99]

Same with MSNBC. Calling states with 1% of the vote in. Every news org does it.

 

[Verarde]

Same with MSNBC. Calling states with 1% of the vote in. Every news org does it.

Frustrating as heck. Can they at least wait until 50% report in?

 

[_random_]

They're really only doing it for very safe states so far though. Although HuffPo was ballsy to call SC for Obama. Seems they've changed their minds though.

 

[JohannaK]

There is a thread for the election. It is a bit annoying to refresh and see that two threads are commenting on the same at the same time.

 

[Mango Elephant]

You live in Fayetteville Mango? I lived there 10 yrs

Raleigh, actually. Fayetteville's a lovely place, though.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Of course it is a lovely place, you're a conservative, and its in SC, so you're biassed.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Of course it is a lovely place, you're a conservative,

I'm standing in need of an explanation.

and its in SC, so you're biassed.

The one we're talking about is in North Carolina.



wink wink wink

winks are great

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I'm standing in need of an explanation.



The one we're talking about is in North Carolina.



wink wink wink

winks are great

Joke's on me. Again. :suicide:

 

[azzaman333]

Alot can change in 2.5 hours! Get off CFC and study!

Not when you have to spend 90 minutes commuting to the exam venue.

 

[bhsup]

#fiftychat keeps going down!!

 

[Takhisis]

That's one of the most legitimate rants of the week. It's been happening for several days now.

 

[Mango Elephant]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP IF I DON'T KNOW WHO WON FLORIDA???? a