D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
Gotta love the Gaga.
Please be trolling.
Lady Gaga > Death Metal
Don't worry, I actually don't like most death metal. Just creating a new "workout" playlist with a crapload of death metal on it (just downloaded, ahaha).
Gotta love the Gaga.
Lady Gaga > Death Metal
We have the same problem, but with Gipsies.![]()
There's a guy in my church who thinks apparently global warming was invented by Satan to distract congregations from preaching Jesus by making them preach environmentalism. How the bleep am I supposed to argue with him?

Won't work. Part of his beef is with congregations who preach "Jesus and X" and otherwise hijack Jesus to support other causes.Just tell him that Jesus would preach environmentalism, and find some random crap somewhere to justify that.
I think his ability to quote scripture is greater than mine, so that won't work either.Quote some random scripture at him, and don't stop with the BS until he runs away![]()


Why do you go to church? I thought Scandinavia was 97% atheist, the rest being muslim?
I go to church because I'm Christian.Why do you go to church? I thought Scandinavia was 97% atheist, the rest being muslim?
I'll throw in a suggestion that he got his figures from a djinni.What? Muslims up there? 97% atheist? Where do you get your figures?

No way is Michael Schumacher the stig.

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