RANDOM RAVES : Kick it up a notch! (term is over!)

[azzaman333]

Twelve Foot Ninja tonight.

 

[DroopyTofu]

Gas leak at schools means all 2000 people evacuated to the football field. No calculus test!

 

[bhsup]

Dateline: South of the Treble Cleff

(UPI) - Local student DroopyTofu was arrested today on charges of phoning in a fake gas leak emergency at his school. Said the defiant student as he was being dragged away in cuffs, "SCREW CALCULUS AND SCREW NEWTON!!!"

 

[Borachio]

My student accommodation is fairly amazing. I have a two-storey bungalow all to myself. Downstairs is the bathroom and kitchenette, upstairs is bedroom/table and terrace. I need to buy lots of things, though. Like a microwave and kettle. I was given a sleeping bag, but it makes noise like you're sleeping in a plastic bag, so I need to buy a proper duvet. Though luckily the place was already kitted out with a fridge. Also, 100Mbps internet.

A two-storey bungalow? But how can this be? I always thought a bungalow was by definition a single storey building.

Still, perhaps it's a bungalow that has had another floor of accomodation built into the roof space.

Sounds very comfy for student accommodation, though.

 

[Takhisis]

I… believe he's post in Australian, not in English.

 

[Borachio]

Hmm? Possibly.
California_bungalow

(Ignore me. I'm rambling.)

 

[Camikaze]

That's not what the word means auf Deutsch, apparently. I'm in a village of ~1000 of these things, and it's called 'Bungalowdorf'. Not what I would've named it (I guess the ceiling is low and the roof flat). This is one of them, and they're all pretty similar:

Spoiler :

 

[Borachio]

Ugh! That's an ugly thing. But as long as it's warm, dry and comfortable, I don't suppose it matters.

 

[Camikaze]

Most of them are colourfully painted (e.g. the spoiler below; mine's kinda beige and brown, which isn't all that pretty), but the inside was fairly depressing at first, because the walls are all concrete, and the place was pretty much empty. The bright red bath mat I bought kinda helped.

Spoiler :

I guess a concrete box isn't really meant to be about aesthetics.

 

[Farm Boy]

Oh goodness ew. That thing is going to give me nightmares about the movie Dredd. Atrocious thing, that.

 

[Borachio]

That's absolutely dreadful!!!!!

Spoiler :

"I could lay here for the rest of my life".

What would you lay here? Eggs, perhaps?

*sigh*

English irregular verbs.

 

[Camikaze]

My first thought on seeing the complex was that it looks like the Berlin Holocaust Memorial.

Spoiler :

 

[Takhisis]

Germans are squares even in their building 'tastes'.

 

[Verarde]

Here at my college, we don't have co-ed dorms. Guys and girls are allowed into each other's lobbies and lounges, just not the rooms.

However, every once in a while, there is an open house period, where you can go into any room you want. This time is only an hour long, but it's just long enough for me to take five small packages of chocolate and deposit one each into five girls' rooms.

Generosity and brownie points.

 

[Takhisis]

You're just trying to take over the university and then the woapojdpoadmlacmñkahoaç4682 USERSLUMPEDBLEEDINGONKEYBOARD-LIKE TYPING DETECTED.

 

[madviking]

Here at my college, we don't have co-ed dorms. Guys and girls are allowed into each other's lobbies and lounges, just not the rooms.

that sucks

 

[Ajidica]

Yeah. I got to a Catholic university and there are no rules about opposite-gender guests in rooms, except it isn't allowed between 2 in the morning (midnight on weekdays) and 7 in the morning.

 

[madviking]

public school yall

 

[SouthernKing]

A two-storey bungalow? But how can this be? I always thought a bungalow was by definition a single storey building.

Still, perhaps it's a bungalow that has had another floor of accomodation built into the roof space.

Sounds very comfy for student accommodation, though.

It might be just that for me the term is used in an Indian context, but I've almost never seen/heard of a single-story bungalow.

 

[choxorn]

Here at my college, we don't have co-ed dorms. Guys and girls are allowed into each other's lobbies and lounges, just not the rooms.

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

However, every once in a while, there is an open house period, where you can go into any room you want. This time is only an hour long, but it's just long enough for me to take five small packages of chocolate and deposit one each into five girls' rooms.

Generosity and brownie points.