Random Raves XIX: My nipples explode with delight!

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You have a nerd girlfriend? Please, please, explain in a clear logical manner the steps one takes to acquire one.
 
I am currently having a existential crisis.

This deeply gladdens me.

(Happy Takhisis? :p)

You come out of it believe me I had one earlier this year. Complete with the "scared to death of death-nothingness" thing.
 
You come out of it believe me I had one earlier this year. Complete with the "scared to death of death-nothingness" thing.

Eh. The whole fear of nothingness thing was just something I was reminded of while wondering where my signature comes from, because I hadn't been around for quite a while.

My whole crisis thing is entirely based off of the hands life has dealt me in the past two years. A crippling disease, loss of friends, loss of education (I am now a high school drop out due to my condition), living in a bad family, not getting fed properly, and now getting surgery next week on a place I would rather not. Having a realist-based intelligence doesn't help either. I find myself disliking this species more and more every day by the stupidity of common folk, and my only distraction from simply walking away from this society is the oddly placed intelligent person that I speak to (aka people here and my only RL friend). It has come to the point that I have lost much of my memories and that I wouldn't shed a single tear if the species was wiped out tomorrow.

Oh wait, raves thread. RIGHT.

I've been involving myself with a few threads in OT again, slowly returning to my former posting self :D Yay raves.
 
Tomorrow I declare my major, finally, at much-too-old to be just finally declaring.

Today I had adviser training for a youth program I'm advising for. I'm so juiced.

I pseudo-won some ridiculous civ4 games online the last few days. Tons of fun. One involved losing but staying long enough to be involved in weird proxy wars that to me controlling the largest army in the world and turning that around into a winning position. Another involved a 2v1 in which we two weaker guys was holding off a stronger guy for about 100 turns of intense war involving many razed cities on both sides (I think about 8 cities were razed). It started with weird tech:
I had conquistadors, musketmen, and trebuchets. My ally had trebuchets and riflemen. Enemy had cannons and grenadiers.
When we ended, we all had cannons, I had machine guns, musketmen/conquistadors, and destroyers. My ally infantry and cavalry, and the enemy was on infantry and ironclads. We were actually likely to win...
...until I accidentally voted the 4th player, the AI, an apostolic palace victory. It was awesome.



I feel moderately well prepared for a test I'm taking on Tuesday. I'm making friends with a couple of the younger guys in my class. Real cool people.

I'm starting to get buff (lol loooong way to go) and I've put on 12 pounds of healthy weight in the past few months.

My schedule next semester is going. to. be. amazing.
 
I was almost convinced that someone in the apartment building was getting murdered until they started going "OH YES!!!!! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

It provides some interesting entertainment. Perhaps I should provide a soundtrack.
 
The best part about answering phone calls from people asking me to vote for the local Republican candidates? Telling them that I'm not 18, but that the person they want me to vote for sounds like a nice guy, and that I don't affiliate myself with any political party, but I'm more of a Republican than a Democrat. So, if this election was being held two years in the future, I would likely vote for the candidate they are asking me to vote for. But, since I am not 18 yet, I can't. Thanks for calling.
 
I have spent 3 hours on Omegle to pass the time because I am a lonely bastard. I have actually met two intellectuals. This surprises me, and makes it somewhat worthwhile.
 
I was almost convinced that someone in the apartment building was getting murdered until they started going "OH YES!!!!! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

It provides some interesting entertainment. Perhaps I should provide a soundtrack.

They're at it again. :crazyeye:
 
I had no idea griefing was the best way to eliminate the rage from getting put on stupid teams ten times in a row.
 
I had no idea griefing was the best way to eliminate the rage from getting put on stupid teams ten times in a row.
:lol:

Griefing is the best way to handle anything. Hell, that's all I did back when I played TF2.
 
Not really a rave, but I think the Seminary students in the dorm building across from mine are in a cult.
 
Decided to see how creative people on Omegle could be with a Star Wars related question.

This is the result.

Spoiler :
Question to discuss:
Explain the mechanics of the Force.
Stranger 1: Hmm...
Stranger 1: well, discounting Ep1
Stranger 1: because there wasn't an Ep1
Stranger 1: or Ep2, or Ep3
Stranger 1: the Jedi are people with a higher sensitivity to the Force as it surrounds all living things, like a very faint energy field
Stranger 1: which is why it's so hard to control
Stranger 1: and why only intense emotion (like hate, or rage) or completely calm emotion can control it
Stranger 1: It needs those extremes, otherwise, it cannot be utilized properly
Stranger 1: at least, that's my opinion.
Stranger 1 has disconnected


I am satisfied with this answer.

Edit: But then I get something like this immediately after. *facepalm*

Spoiler :
Question to discuss:
Explain the mechanics of the Force.
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: pure awesomeness + something you'll never reach
Stranger 2: i hate physical science
Stranger 1: WOW dude this is star wars
Stranger 2: hate that too
Stranger 1: hence Force being capitalized
Stranger 2: k
Stranger 1: wow
Stranger 1: i wasnt aware star wars was hateable
Stranger 1 has disconnected


Edit2: Okay. The last one was bad, but this? This is... This is just horrifying.

Spoiler :
Question to discuss:
Explain the mechanics of the Force.
Stranger 1: like , what's in motion like stays in motion until it's not in motion .
Stranger 2: oh man i need at least a 15 page essay for this one
Stranger 1: i can stay up all night with you <3
Stranger 2: no bro the Force
Stranger 1: wait what ?
Stranger 2: luke skywalker
Stranger 1: LOL
Stranger 1: are you a homo ?
Stranger 2: this person is clearly talking about star wars
Stranger 1: me ?
Stranger 2: no the question
Stranger 1: noo , he's talking about like charles darwin
Stranger 1: i was just kidding about the homo thing though .
Stranger 2: have you heard of star wars
Stranger 1: yessir
Stranger 2: its a popular series of movies
Stranger 2: oh ok
Stranger 1: i freaking know .
Stranger 2: well then you must assume any mention of the force is The Force
Stranger 1: i don't live in a cave
Stranger 1: THE FORCE OF LIKE the three laws of gravity or some like that
Stranger 1: duhhh


It then turned into a flirting session.
 
With a bit of apprehension: details?
For some time I held admin powers on a pub server and spent them doing various things to block teams, including spawning fully upgraded sentry guns in inconvenient spots and teleporting players to the skybox. Sometimes I repeatedly triggered in-server karaoke (we had two songs: "Magic Dance" and "Take On Me") when players who were tired of either song were online. Sometimes I just ran up the score by going backburner pyro or demoman when the other team was too incompetent to stop me. Stuff like that. Fun times. Then I ditched the server on the grounds that my internet was increasingly crappy and that the hats were making the game stupid.
 
The HAAAAAAAAAAATS

@Takhisis start looking at the 'weird' girls. And by weird I don't mean equinophiles or actually weird stuff, just different ^_^
 
The best part about answering phone calls from people asking me to vote for the local Republican candidates? Telling them that I'm not 18, but that the person they want me to vote for sounds like a nice guy, and that I don't affiliate myself with any political party, but I'm more of a Republican than a Democrat. So, if this election was being held two years in the future, I would likely vote for the candidate they are asking me to vote for. But, since I am not 18 yet, I can't. Thanks for calling.
Bah, I know how the votes are going to fall in my home, so I tell them that we'll be voting for them. It's quick, it's easy, it makes them happy, it ends the phone call. :)
 
I just don't answer the phone.
 
The HAAAAAAAAAAATS

@Takhisis start looking at the 'weird' girls. And by weird I don't mean equinophiles or actually weird stuff, just different ^_^
Saw a girl with a Dragon Ball Z t-shirt today, so there's still hope.
 
ESSAY COMPLETED! And before 2am, now time for sleep.
 
Myself on the left:

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:D
 
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