Random Raves XXXV: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

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Man, I'm glad I finally updated my never-updated movie blog today. My consumption of the gift of cinema should not be restrained in anyway. In fact, I fail to see a reason to finish watching the remaining 1,037 cinematic masterpieces in the next 1,037 days.

So, in conclusion, until February 1, 2018, I will be locking myself in my movie-watching bunker, armed only with a DVD player, a remote control, and a typewriter to construct my very important and deep thoughts about the audiovisual chef d'œuvres.

If I may asketh thee, Sir Owen Glendire, how vvillst thov preserveth thy compositione in svch a state, thate is, how vovldst thov eateth, drinketh, sleepeth, and visiteth yonder chamber pot in svch conditione?
 
When all you know is fine cinema (and breathing) no such considers need be made. Cinema is life and life is cinema.

Thov speaketh not onlie vvithe bothe the wisdome of the Propheticke hermites, bvt also the simplicitie of an Arcadian shepharde. For yov, Sir Ovven Glendire, doth it not ringeth trve: Cinema is love, Cimena is life.
 
Lies and slander.
 
Blasphemovs wordes from an vncovth infidel, no less! I concvr, Sir JohannaK!
 
And if it's in lager, it's Carling Black Libel.
 
Went on a date with a hawt girl tonight. The first new girl I've met in... a decade maybe... who seems on a similar page as me intellectually & emotionally & is also really good looking & younger than me (the younger sounds shallow but I'm thinking long term, I can't start a family with a girl much older than me).

On the rants side she is going on a yoga retreat in the Bahamas starting Fri so I can't see her again for a week & a half or so.
 
Citizen Kane sucks
I tried to watch but couldn't get into it. I'm pretty impatient when it comes to movies, if it doesn't get good within 15-25 minutes I'm leaving never to return. Life is too short & there are too many great movies out there.
 
Gadzooks! I seemeth to have mispokene. I apologizeth to yonder faire Ladie JohannaK.

No, I am a man. Sir is fine. A powerful reason for the name change was this potential gender play. :p
 
No, I am a man. Sir is fine. A powerful reason for the name change was this potential gender play. :p

JohannaK, I must praise you for you not falling prey to the patriarchal society we unfortunately have to deal with. If I could, I would offer you to have a deep and insightful discussion on sex and sex accessories with me over a cup of whiskey and/or coffee in a posh Barcelona cafe.
 
No, I am a man. Sir is fine. A powerful reason for the name change was this potential gender play. :p

By yonder Holie Ghoste! I hath yet againe mispoketh in haste, and insvlted thy honovr, and for thate, I apologizeth to thee. As I hath no vvishe to qvarrel vvith mine friends on this great forvm, I hopeth svch apologie is satisfacktorie.
 
Your spelling is far too consistent to be authentic. :)

(Plus points for putting a u in honour; minus points for putting a zed in apologiseth.)
 
...such as Citizen Kane.
Which you should watch, Narz.
Gadzooks! I seemeth to have mispokene. I apologizeth to yonder faire Ladie JohannaK.
No, I am a man. Sir is fine. A powerful reason for the name change was this potential gender play. :p
A play? Women aren't allowed to act in ye era of butcherede Englishe!
Your spelling is far too consistent to be authentic. :)

(Plus points for putting a u in honour; minus points for putting a zed in apologiseth.)
Minus points also for not adding an e to great.
 
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