Random Thoughts 2: Arbitrary Speculations

[Takhisis]

It might have happened that I've managed to watch too much of The Simpsons. My smother is quoting the series at me.

 

[Lexicus]

It might have happened that I've managed to watch too much of The Simpsons.

Don't worry, this is in fact impossible.

 

[Takhisis]

Then please explain this behaviour:

My smother is quoting the series at me.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

I'm taking a break from following politics so much and have been obsessively keeping p with the downfall of Channel Awesome.
Also a trainwreck that stopped being funny.

 

[Broken_Erika]

Random Thought:If you say "Ding! Fries are done!" 26 times in a row really fast; By the end you'll probably end up saying "Bing! Fraiser Pun!"
Just sayin....
Another Random Thought:I can't get it out of my head, maybe if someone brought me the Burger King Guy's head it might go away...

 

[Synobun]

Random Thought:If you say "Ding! Fries are done!" 26 times in a row really fast; By the end you'll probably end up saying "Bing! Fraiser Pun!"
Just sayin....

Go back to Ebaumsworld.

 

[warpus]

If the smurfs actually existed, some people would catch them and cook them

 

[Takhisis]

I dunno, I was taught not to eat meat that had gone green or blue.

 

[Snerk]

Smurf meat is a delicacy. Also it gives you a nice happy buzz.

 

[Synobun]

Bad day with maybe positive implications for the future.

Good, bad, bad, good...



It was a day.

 

[Broken_Erika]

Bad day with maybe positive implications for the future.

Good, bad, bad, good...



It was a day.

Have a day

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I just got a spam email from myself (spoofed header), with the subject "I wanna feel you all over my body." Okay, then.

 

[Synobun]

Someone's gotta tell AimeeBot to settle down.

 

[Broken_Erika]

I just got a spam email from myself (spoofed header), with the subject "I wanna feel you all over my body." Okay, then.

That's one way of being told to screw yourself.....I'd feel somewhat insulted at first if i got something like that, then i'd make a bunch of increasingly stupid jokes about it.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

The alt-right and other neonazis who don't have the balls to call themselves Nazis have a point when they talk about the degradation of western culture.
Back in the day neonazis looked...well...not really cool, but somewhat coolish. They were always ridiculous people, but they looked edgy, and they still do to some extend in the old world with their tattoos and shaved heads and pseudo-military clothes.
The new ones on the other hand are so lame in contrast. Crew cuts, polo shirts...
Come on !
That's what right-wing university frat-boys look like in Germany. Those guys (and 98% of them are guys) that are conservative in their early twenties. Guys that talk (if they talk at all) about family values and public debt at parties in their early twenties and only go into racialism if you get them drunk enough.
Guys that may admit that pot isn't as bad as heroin if you press the issue, but will still judge you for it and will refuse a joint if offered. In their early twenties.
Profoundly uncool people.

 

[Broken_Erika]

I can just picture Neo-nazi's saying "Drugs are Bad mmmkaaay."

 

[metatron]

Crew cuts, polo shirts...

Polo shirts in garish hipster colors, no less.

who don't have the balls

Speaking of which. Jokes about male circumcision going awry to the point of ball removal are funny.
That's the faux liberal consensus anyway.
I'm just keeping track of that for the purposes of bookkeeping.

I'm sorry. I actually somewhat like Wolf, but this was just too opportune.
I claim entrapment.

I can just picture Neo-nazi's saying "Drugs are Bad mmmkaaay."

Sarmatian is talking about soon-to-be gentlemens-club-nazis.
The leather-jacket-nazis are all on weed and/or meth.

 

[Broken_Erika]

Sarmatian is talking about soon-to-be gentlemens-club-nazis.
The leather-jacket-nazis are all on weed and/or meth.

Blood and Cheetos!

 

[Traitorfish]

Polo shirts in garish hipster colors, no less.

Pick one.

 

[Takhisis]

I bought one of those uber-small pendrives. I can't believe a thing this small can hold 30 GB.