Random Thoughts 9: Attack of the Vapid Posts

[aimeeandbeatles]

I still need to pee.

Empty bottles?

 

[Lemon Merchant]

How about a catheter?

This won't hurt a bit.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

How about a catheter?

This won't hurt a bit.

Are they easily available to non-medical professionals?

 

[Takhisis]

This won't hurt a bit.

Which means it'll hurt a lot, right?

 

[Lemon Merchant]

Are they easily available to non-medical professionals?

At most medical supply stores and fancy pharmacies.

Which means it'll hurt a lot, right?

Well, yeah? You have no experience with the medical system?

 

[Farm Boy]

Which means it'll hurt a lot, right?

I had kidney reflux as a kiddo. Apparently I wasn't swayed by the promises of ice cream. That poor traumatized doctor had to strap me in a papoose as they jammed a tube up my dick. I remember it sucking very clearly and it was from a fuzzy memory sort of age. My parents have regrets on being convinced to leave the room. I think I'd have taken his finger off if it got close to my mouth.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

After surgery, my bladder failed to wake up and filled with a couple of liters of piss. The catheter wasn't pleasant but it was nothing compared to the agony of a ready-to-burst bladder.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

One of the more unpleasant feelings I can remember is an overly-full bladder only coming out at a slow trickle.

This won't hurt a bit.

Rather interestingly, I've been jabbed with needles for blood tests so many times that I rarely feel the needle anymore. Unless they accidentally hit a nerve.

 

[Takhisis]

Well, yeah? You have no experience with the medical system?

I remember my experience with a double root canal. Yeah, two teeth in one sitting… it was one of the few times in my life in which I have actually rather than merely metaphorically been blinded by the pain.

 

[Arakhor]

When I had a procedure in my nether regions, I almost fainted just trying to sit up straight afterwards, so I was literally seeing things for a while after that.

 

[Synobun]

When I had a procedure in my nether regions, I almost fainted just trying to sit up straight afterwards, so I was literally seeing things for a while after that.

It was that good, huh?

 

[Arakhor]

It was quick; the recovery time, not so much.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIND PICTURES OF FRUIT STICKERS

Spoiler Am I in hell? :

 

[Snerk]

HOW IS THAT NOT WORKING FOR YOU?!

 

[Timsup2nothin]

HOW IS THAT NOT WORKING FOR YOU?!

"At all" would be a good description of how that didn't work for me.

 

[cardgame]

What's the matter, guys? Is that not appealing to you?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

What's the matter, guys? Is that not appealing to you?

That was terrible. Where is the option to dislike a post.

 

[Broken_Erika]

Well, Nicholas Cage is kinda fruity.....

 

[Timsup2nothin]

What's the matter, guys? Is that not appealing to you?

I knew that it had to be said, and I'm glad you got that out of the way.

 

[Ajidica]

What's the matter, guys? Is that not appealing to you?

aimee's suffering from a case of fruit-blindness.