I would just assume that anyone offering me such a thing would mean one 500 mL bottle of water.Was fairly hot out today and at one point a guy I talked to briefly offered me "a water". And I dunno why I thought of it, but a few minutes later I was wondering about the language of it. In today's common usage of the American version of the English language, there really was no confusion about what he was offering me: a bottle of water. But 30-40 years ago, or in formal usage of the language, that statement simply would not have worked. Still doesn't work in the formal, technically correct, usage of the language. What the hell is "a water"? One drop of water? One molecule?
I'll tag @Dachs since he's teaching the language these days.
Good kitty!My cat just caught and ate a mosquito that got into the house.

No, that makes perfect sense, although the real Byzantines probably added a word inbetween "oh" and "the" and it started with the letter "f".The random thought has just come to my mind that if you're playing as the Byzantines in any strategy game it could be ‘Oh, the Ottomans! Help!’.
Edit: yes, my mind is indeed weird.
I was given goats' milk when I was a baby, as I was unable to tolerate cows' milk. My grandparents kept a couple of goats for this purpose (I'm reasonably sure they'd have put the milk in a bottle first, as both my mother and grandmother tended to be the sort of person who would frown on physical contact between humans and non-human mammals). I found a picture of my grandfather holding them.Breast milk is king of the milks. Tailor made for humans. Been around 30 years or so since I last tried it though. I'm told I enjoyed it tremendously back then.
I hear horse or donkey milk is a good second as it resembles human milk.
Goats milk is good too. It was used as an alternative for breast milk for babies before formula was available. Some goats were trained to allow babies to suckle right from their teats. Now there's a picture. It makes great cheese but as a pure milk I find it's a little too goaty for my taste.
Getting high on nothing more than a group of sober people having fun is an incredible feeling.I have an admiration for people who don't do drugs, I can't imagine facing life sober
Psst, we don't have to have five anymore.Yes
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