KaiserElectric
Total Freakin Besties
- Joined
- Dec 2, 2007
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Sorry for the delay, I had PC problems.
(5) You can't find anything. You feel quite embarrassed by your nakedness, and you lose 1 point from rolls untill you get clothed.
(14) Through some Godlike mystical feat, you storm in and blast them up with the might of the Soviet Will. The SWAT team loses half a point of Hp, and Reiser takes 5 damage.
(20) You secure the store from top to bottom. You are immune to all radiation if you stay inside, and your superior defenses will absorb up to 5 hp from all incoming attacks, so long as you stay in the store.
(10) You get stuck in traffic.
(15) You clean the house spotless. During your cleaning, you find a skeleton key under the matress.
(4) You hear a metallic clang as your fist connects with pyro's groin. He/she seems unfazed, then attacks you.
ROLL TO DODGE
(7) A burst of flame licks at you for 7 damage. You are no longer frozen.
(1) Good news and bad news. Good news? You find the criminals who stole your bear.
Bad news? The criminals are a bunch of furries. And they want your other animals too.
ROLL TO DODGE
(16) You run away before they do the unspeakable.
(12) The radiation mutates your genetics. You now have laser eyesight.
Ho-hum.
A T-35 tank starts shelling the gun store, but Resier and his team did such a good job barricading that the tank mysteriously explodes.
The shock of the mass amount of communist turns Painis Cupcake into a regular soldier.
Pyro strolls on over into Nameless Town.
Furries are added to the game.
Everyone not protected from Radiation takes 1 damage today.
(5) You can't find anything. You feel quite embarrassed by your nakedness, and you lose 1 point from rolls untill you get clothed.
(14) Through some Godlike mystical feat, you storm in and blast them up with the might of the Soviet Will. The SWAT team loses half a point of Hp, and Reiser takes 5 damage.
(20) You secure the store from top to bottom. You are immune to all radiation if you stay inside, and your superior defenses will absorb up to 5 hp from all incoming attacks, so long as you stay in the store.
(10) You get stuck in traffic.
(15) You clean the house spotless. During your cleaning, you find a skeleton key under the matress.
(4) You hear a metallic clang as your fist connects with pyro's groin. He/she seems unfazed, then attacks you.
ROLL TO DODGE
(7) A burst of flame licks at you for 7 damage. You are no longer frozen.
(1) Good news and bad news. Good news? You find the criminals who stole your bear.
Bad news? The criminals are a bunch of furries. And they want your other animals too.
ROLL TO DODGE
(16) You run away before they do the unspeakable.
(12) The radiation mutates your genetics. You now have laser eyesight.
Ho-hum.
A T-35 tank starts shelling the gun store, but Resier and his team did such a good job barricading that the tank mysteriously explodes.
The shock of the mass amount of communist turns Painis Cupcake into a regular soldier.
Pyro strolls on over into Nameless Town.
Furries are added to the game.
Everyone not protected from Radiation takes 1 damage today.
