Roll To Dodge: Let's Run This Into The Ground

[Abaddon]

OH SNAP!


I find an unlocked, keys in the ignition, all terrain vehicle.

 

[landlubber]

Are you kidding me? Sims ALWAYS pull fire extinguishers from out of nowhere! I guess I'll just buy a smoke detector, which will immediately go off, sending the firemen to my house.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I find a Hazmat suit. I aint leavin i'm going to kill me some commies!

 

[Mango Elephant]

I stroll out of the icky cloud and dispense of all my clothes to get rid of the nastiness.

 

[Catharsis]

I kick Pyro in the groin.

 

[DroopyTofu]

I set up booby traps around the entance in the safe and take other measures to prepare to dig myself in.

 

[Reiser]

After standing in front of the bursting roof dramatically waiting for my comrades to get into a standing position, we try to find HAZMAT suits for us all, and hide back in the gun store.

 

[Turquoiside]

I look for a better weapon.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I stroll out of the icky cloud and dispense of all my clothes to get rid of the nastiness.

(19) You do so. The cloud of Ick is so perturbed that it vanishes.

I'll wait for the army to arrive.

(11) Do you even need to roll for this?

After standing in front of the bursting roof dramatically waiting for my comrades to get into a standing position, we try to find HAZMAT suits for us all, and hide back in the gun store.

(8) You can't find any haz-mat suits in the gun store. Good luck surviving that radiation.

Still no order.

Ragnarok is upon you! Odin shall smite you if you do not remove Ragnarok by sending in an order within the next 3 turns.

I find an unlocked, keys in the ignition, all terrain vehicle.

(17) You find an ATV with the keys conveniantly left in the ignition.

I guess I'll just buy a smoke detector, which will immediately go off, sending the firemen to my house.

(13) A fire helicopter comes and dumps water on the house. The fire is gone, even though the house is soaking wet now.

I kick Pyro in the groin.

(N/A) Your icy state negates the action.

I look for a better weapon.

(3) You send one bear cavalry to search for weapons. He never returns.

I find a Hazmat suit. I aint leavin i'm going to kill me some commies!

(2) You find a HAZ suit, which only succeeds in poisoning you for 10 damage. You quickly dispose of the HAZ suit.

I set up booby traps around the entance in the safe and take other measures to prepare to dig myself in.

(15) You are now nice and secure. Anyone who tries to attack you while you are in the bunker will initiate a Roll to Dodge trap.

The Red Army storms into the city! The conscript has joined the army and vanished.

The truck explodes in a puff of toxins. The city is now irradiated.

The SWAT team regroups in the guns store.

 

[civplayah]

I attack Reiser and his SWAT team.

 

[Turquoiside]

I go searching for whatever caused my bear to 'desert' on Dexter.

 

[landlubber]

I mop up the house.

 

[Mango Elephant]

I put on clothes.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I jump into the radiation.

 

[Catharsis]

Stupid ice, not letting me take self-destructive actions

I KICK PYRO IN THE GROIN

WITH MY FIST

 

[DroopyTofu]

I wait (No Action).

 

[KaiserElectric]

I'm missing actions.

I have to delay the update anyway, so send it in by tommorow.

 

[Abaddon]

I drive away from the city.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I'm missing actions.

I have to delay the update anyway, so send it in by tommorow.

Its the Day After Tomorrow.

 

[Reiser]

Seal all windows and doors from the gun store so the radiation doesn't get in, but allow us to get back out if needed.