Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

Yay! I gots myself a Combat Armor! :D

I'll search the sewers for a P94 Plasma Rifle and some stimpacks for healing myself with.
 
I re-roll and violate the law of causality to make the truck not set on fire and run over bestrfcplayer instead.
 
I start shooting the fudge fairies with he chaingun
 
Horse does a full stop as it realzies it's about to run into oncoming traffic, giving me the chance to untie myself. I get on the horse and continue on my way to Mythmonster.
 
On to more serious, or at least attention attracting, matters...

I put out the fire from the former nuke-truck, before it can spread.

Edit: Not trying to go beyond what I'm allowed to here, but given that I already fear casuality is a tricky business to set precedents for... if the truck isn't destroyed I may contemplate another option - chiefly, I recover debris from the nuke with a specific eye for enriched uranium.
 
Omega124 said:
Oh, that is it. I run towards Mythmonster2 myself and fire my rocket Launcher, hoping my troops follow with their machine guns.
11: You head in his general direction, but he is still some ways away. Your troops, meanwhile, continue to suppress him.
ROLL TO DODGE!
7: During mythmonster2's fight with the driver, he's made himself vulnerable and takes 8 damage.

civplayah said:
Feeling satisfied with my earnings, I hit mythmonster with my shovel.
7: You're too far away for that.

CivGeneral said:
I'll search the sewers for a P94 Plasma Rifle and some stimpacks for healing myself with.
3: You descend into the sewers and find a Plasma Rifle, but it has degraded and backfires as you pick it up.
ROLL TO DODGE!
5 (7): You take 9 damage.

choxorn said:
I re-roll and violate the law of causality to make the truck not set on fire and run over bestrfcplayer instead.
1: "HAAAAX!"
ROLL TO DODGE!
11: You narrowly avoid that CRT monitor.

Seon said:
I start shooting the fudge fairies with he chaingun
6: You miss. Half the squad continues firing.
ROLL TO DODGE!
1 (3): One of them lobbed a frag grenade, and you take 14 damage.

TheLastOne36 said:
Horse does a full stop as it realzies it's about to run into oncoming traffic, giving me the chance to untie myself. I get on the horse and continue on my way to Mythmonster.
11: The horse does stop, and you use the break to untie yourself and sit properly in the saddle.

Earthling said:
I put out the fire from the former nuke-truck, before it can spread.
2: The truck is completely engulfed in flames, and as the fuel tank explodes you take 11 damage.

mythmonster2 said:
I call all corrupt officers to my location to fight Omega, and then charge at him.
10: The police are on the way. You attempt to charge Omega, only to realize he is not in the immediate vicinity.

bestrfcplayer said:
I turn into a Na'vi (Avatar)
15: Success! The process also heals 20 hp.

kill fire lets go of rhawn and clambers out of the hole.
 
I repair the plasma rifle to working condition.
 
I find a phone and use it to call in an army of Spartans from Halo.
 
I order my brownie fairies to flank the Fudge Pixie's position and keep on firing my Chaingun of Justice
 
Police still around as a free action? If so, I lie to them and say that the nuke truck/fire situation... are also related to the random soldiers' violence, so the police can further diffuse that situation.

Hmm, still need a power source but opportunity has been knocking - I steal some unobtainium from bestrfcplayer (and/or/maybe? his Na'Vi allies)
 
Sell unicorn to a zoo.
 
I go to, and, once there, proceed to follow mythmonster2, taking some potshots with my rocket launcher. I also tell my soldiers to follow me and shoot and mythmonster2.
 
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