Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Ailedhoo]

Now hunt for and read a book on diplomacy so I can improve my interaction skills; this will aid in my hunt for any ancient books of dark secrets.

 

[dragonprobably]

5: You have no tools or parts for that project.

Then I get them.

 

[JohannaK]

I leave the goddamned base in style, shooting anyone who opposes me.

 

[hoplitejoe]

roundhouse kick!

 

[CivCube]

"These accusations are...foreign."

 

[GenMarshall]

While my allies gather around Dhoomstriker's bed, in his most charming voice, Frank gives a rousing speech.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I regain my 12 hit points back

8: No you don't.

Now hunt for and read a book on diplomacy so I can improve my interaction skills; this will aid in my hunt for any ancient books of dark secrets.

5 (6): You can't find a single book on public speaking.

Then I get them.

9: If the Mountain won't come to Mohammed...

I leave the goddamned base in style, shooting anyone who opposes me.

10: You realize you've forgotten the route you took to get in here. Meanwhile, more soldiers convene.
ROLL TO DODGE!
4: They riddle you with bullets for 18 damage, inflicting open wounds that bleed out at -3 hp/turn.

roundhouse kick!

13 (14): You deliver a precise boot to the head, dealing 14 damage and impeding his actions by -1 point for the next five turns as he struggles to shake off the delirium. That said, he still tries to retaliate.
ROLL TO DODGE!
11 (13): The shot goes wild, but nicks you for another 5 damage.

"These accusations are...foreign."

18 (17): You skillfully turn the tables to say-without-saying that your rivals are already in the hands of foreign pockets which, given the history of the Congolese Civil War, is more truthful than not. Public approval skyrockets.

While my allies gather around Dhoomstriker's bed, in his most charming voice, Frank gives a rousing speech.

18 (20): It's truly a eulogy for the history books. Everyone in attendance gets a +2 bonus to rolls for the next four turns.

Tolni is declared AWOL.
CubeCannon swaps MartinLuther and the Rebellious Prisoners!

 

[Ailedhoo]

Search for any books of eldritch magic so I can cast a ritual for the benefit of the elder gods.

 

[hoplitejoe]

headbutt!

 

[CivCube]

I organize a really slammin' basketball tournament.

 

[JohannaK]

I heal with sheer power of will.

 

[Omega124]

You're right, I heal 120 HP instead :^)

 

[GenMarshall]

With pure determination, Frank literally beats the life back into Dhoomstriker, as he shouts "We're not givin' up you yet, sonny boy!"

 

[gay_Aleks]

I'd like to retire.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

It would be a sad error in judgment, General Solomon, to mistake me for a corpse.

Search for any books of eldritch magic so I can cast a ritual for the benefit of the elder gods.

14 (15): You find a sociology textbook on local animist traditions.

headbutt!

18 (18): A charge to the gut sends him stumbling backwards for 20 damage. Having winded him, he loses his opportunity to retaliate, and you gain a +2 bonus to your next attack!

I organize a really slammin' basketball tournament.

18 (17): HOOP THERE IT IS!! Besides netting a healthy $300 to city funds through ticket sales, the tourney turns out to be such a jammin' good time that your morale is restored.

I heal with sheer power of will.

10: You don't have Will as a companion.
ROLL TO DODGE!
5: The guards find their mark and deal another 11 damage.

You're right, I heal 120 HP instead :^)

15: Let's split the difference and settle at 60.

With pure determination, Frank literally beats the life back into Dhoomstriker, as he shouts "We're not givin' up you yet, sonny boy!"

3 (6): There isn't enough of a body left to beat.

I'd like to retire.

Tolni has resigned from the game.

CivGeneral suffers 15 damage for inactivity.
MartinLuther is declared AWOL.
CubeCannon swaps JohannaK and Dhoomstriker's Pride!

 

[hoplitejoe]

i do the best kick ever

 

[JohannaK]

I get a property to develop my aeronautics company on.

 

[GenMarshall]

Frank makes his way to the coast and applies for a job on a cruise liner that is destined for my current location.

 

[Omega124]

I write an autobiography about that time when I took on the UN and won.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Read the book for any rites that I could conduct which may allow me to contact any entities, so that I may commence my path to bring the gods into this reality.