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[Darth Caesar]

I go to radioshack.

 

[Boundless]

I climb the rockies and win a bravery medal.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I aid Dhoom.

 

[mechaerik]

I shoot WIM.

 

[Terrance888]

I coup de grace Gang Boss with my giant Silenced Desert Eagle.

 

[Red_Spy]

I pass a course in Medicine.

 

[Boundless]

Bump!

 

[strijder20]

I just read this, it's ridiculous
Please keep updating this.

 

[Skwink]

Here comes the update!

 

[Skwink]

I learn kung-fu in Hong Kong.

6) You become a black belt. (If they don't have those in Kung-Fu, tell me what the highest rank is, if there is one) + 1 to melee

Using my hand-to-hand combat skills, I roundhouse kick GangBoss to the head, thereby defeating him and increasing my notoriety.

My gang donates Yoshi's 300 dollars and their time doing some community service work for hoplitejoe's church in the hopes of being blessed by God.

3) You glaze him, but fail to really hurt him.

4) Your gain manages to get the public to view them favorably for this

I disarm mechaerik's bomb.

4) You delay it's construction one more turn

I arrange for a similar ATV, as I have, for the Farmers daughter, who by the way is called Katrin.

Katrin heals me to full health because it turns out she isn't only very strong (you know because of the muscles that cause her overweight) but also a very good nurse.

4) It'll be delivered in 2 turns

3) Katrin kisses it for you

I get some very damaging bullets for my lucky gun.

3) You manage to acquire some regular bullets, buy they're still pretty damaging.

POKE THEM, WITH THE SOFT CUSHIONS

1) You poke, but they punch, causing 5 points of damage.

I go to radioshack.

3) They're closed for Thanksgiving

I climb the rockies and win a bravery medal.

1) While climbing, you tragically fall, severely damaging your back. (-1 to actions with lots of physical movement)

I aid Dhoom.

4) You arrive at his side

I coup de grace Gang Boss with my giant Silenced Desert Eagle.

5) You land a great shot to the stomach, for 40 HP.

I pass a course in Medicine.

5) You do so well, that you are awarded a medical degree.

 

[Red_Spy]

I study everything related to medicine.

 

[Optical]

I return to the city I came from and join Dhoom.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I slap Skwink for missing my order

My demons go and slap him too

 

[Skwink]

I slap Skwink for missing my order

My demons go and slap him too

2) You manage to make contact, but the force of your arm moving causes you to lose balance and fall.

6) A good slap that was, taking 100HP

(You can still do another action )

 

[Terrance888]

I torture, err... waterboard, Gangboss to find his exotic weapons.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I steal Olaf's black belt, giving me equal kung-fu powers

My demons distract Olaf by making funny faces

 

[Dhoomstriker]

I sucker punch Terrance888 (+1 for hand-to-hand combat skills) for torturing a fellow gang leader. (GangBoss may have been a bad dude but even he doesn't deserve waterboard torture! Oh the shame, Terrance888!)

While Seal Team 6 is looting GangBoss' lair, my gang punches them from behind in the smalls of their backs, temporarily immobilizing them.

 

[hoplitejoe]

Hmmm.... they seems strong.... bring out THE COMFY CHAIR

 

[W|M]

I continue to disarm mechaerik's bomb.

 

[Terrance888]

Waterboarding isn't torture! It's an advanced interrogation technique!