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[W|M]

I begin to convert Washington DC while the angels finish converting NYC.

 

[Optical]

I move to China in order to learn kung-fu.

 

[mayor]

The eyes of the girl and me lock and she instantly falls in love with me, luckily I see that her overweight is caused by a lot of muscles which also explaines her unattractivnes.

(Shallownes FTW!)

 

[Darth Caesar]

I find a way to contact my home planet.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I inquisitor all the orthodox then!

 

[EnglishCrusader]

We join Dhoom's gang.

 

[mechaerik]

I launch a coup in the US Government.

 

[Omega124]

I smash their skulls in with my fists

 

[Red_Spy]

I attend my first class.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I buy a MP5K Rapid Fire Gun from Dhoom's Gang

My demons kidnap the president of France

 

[Terrance888]

Seal Team Six rocks the Gang Boss with a well placed bullet/gernade, and extract with a cache of exotic weapons.

 

[Skwink]

Sorry guys, really busy week, and today is equally busy. The updated won't be till tomorrow, sadly.

 

[Skwink]

Why didn't my roll get +2?


I attach a scope to my gun.

My apologies. 6) You're gun has a scope, +1 to long distance shooting

"Do you know what I love?" I banter to GangBoss. "What's that?" he asks in reply as he lets down his guard. "This sound," I respond, as I slam my fist through his skull, making a sickening, slurping noise as his nose bone is punched right through his grey matter.

Meanwhile, my gang talks to GangBoss' gang about how awesomely I can punch and convinces them to join up with me instead.

1) You miss the punch

6) But your gang still manages to get GangBoss's to join you

I fly to the Bahamas.

1) Your compass breaks and you end up in Northern Canada

I begin to convert Washington DC while the angels finish converting NYC.

5) You get the populous of DC to convert.

I move to China in order to learn kung-fu.

4) You arrive in Hong Kong

The eyes of the girl and me lock and she instantly falls in love with me, luckily I see that her overweight is caused by a lot of muscles which also explaines her unattractivnes.

6) You become married to her on the spot!

(Shallownes FTW!)

I find a way to contact my home planet.

2) You lost their number

I inquisitor all the orthodox then!

3) They disagree

We join Dhoom's gang.

5) You're well received, and are now allies with Dhoom.

I launch a coup in the US Government.

5) You manage to get some good bombs dropped on DC.

Your bomb is ready in 2 turns

I smash their skulls in with my fists

6) They're killed, easily

I attend my first class.

4) You and the professor seem to get along.

I buy a MP5K Rapid Fire Gun from Dhoom's Gang

My demons kidnap the president of France

1) Dhoom's gang scams you off of $300

2) The demons are shot with special guns by the French Secret Service for 20 HP

Seal Team Six rocks the Gang Boss with a well placed bullet/gernade, and extract with a cache of exotic weapons.

6) Gang boss takes 40 HP in damage.

 

[Optical]

I learn kung-fu in Hong Kong.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I also learn Kung-Fu in Hong Kong

My demons Eat the Eiffel Tower

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Using my hand-to-hand combat skills, I roundhouse kick GangBoss to the head, thereby defeating him and increasing my notoriety.

My gang donates Yoshi's 300 dollars and their time doing some community service work for hoplitejoe's church in the hopes of being blessed by God.

(Since my gang rolled a "6" and got all of GangBoss' members to join up with them, shouldn't there be twice as many of them--i.e. 400 hp worth instead of 200 hp worth?)

 

[W|M]

I disarm mechaerik's bomb.

 

[mayor]

I arrange for a similar ATV, as I have, for the Farmers daughter, who by the way is called Katrin.

Katrin heals me to full health because it turns out she isn't only very strong (you know because of the muscles that cause her overweight) but also a very good nurse.

ooc: coockie for the one that gets the reference

 

[Abaddon]

I get some very damaging bullets for my lucky gun.

 

[hoplitejoe]

POKE THEM, WITH THE SOFT CUSHIONS