Roll to Dodge: Random Mayhem!

[Darth Caesar]

The votes were rigged!!!!!11!1!111!! I declare America to be a dead nation, and proclaim the American Union State in the Deep South.

19 You succesfully break away and form a new country comprising of Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, and South Carolina, inadvertantly you have started the Second American Civil War but you now have a platoon of A.U.S.D.S. troops at your service.

Can I make a new action

Action
Become zhei fuhrer

3 They reject your attempt to take power they chase you out while shooting at you, you suffer the loss of 5 HPs, and have a German Squad En Route after you ETA 2 Turns.

I go on a quest to defeat evil.

20 You defeat a Evil Overlord, you find a Strange Gold Ring in his remains that seems to be calling to you.

I climb in it.

17 You climb in and get situated weakening all attacks on you by 25%, you also find a M-16.

I look for a weapon

12 You find a M1-Garrand.

I go to a nearby arms depot in order to find Seon. Co Survival Kit which contains...

A pistol
A Shotgun
First Aid Kit
Pillz
Your First Pet Bear Kit
Ammo
7 days worth of rations
a liter of water
a portable nuclear reactor

All in less than 5 kg box.

9 You find it but before you can get it a Drill Seargent Fires.
Roll to Dodge! 13 You avoid his fire.

In as a caveman! Poke Dommy's tank with anything nearby.

11 You succesfully poke his tank with your finger causing a smal break in the electric system zapping Dommy for 5 damage.

I eat timothy hay num num num

14 The grass was radioactive, you now have a extra set of armss growing out of you back.

I blast mythmonster with every weapon I've got on my tank.

16 You shoot him sending him flying and giving him 30 Damage.

The Game is now situated in the capitol of the American Union State in the Deep South, a large bustling city.

Jar Jar approaches Chuck Norris, "Ello Dalley", but before he can get out the rest of the words Chuck Norris round house kicks him halving his HPs, Chuck is now ready to fight.

A U.S. Army Platoon is inbound to stop the rebellion E.T.A. 3 Turns.

A shipload of pirates is now in the city headed for the nearest Ninja Dojo.

 

[civplayah]

?

Half of the people didn't get rolled or anything.

 

[mythmonster2]

Gonna roll for rest of us soon?

 

[Darth Caesar]

Half of the people didn't get rolled or anything.

Gonna roll for rest of us soon?

Sorry I pushed enter to go to the next line and it posted it but it's fixed now.

 

[civplayah]

I dig further.

 

[Omega124]

The capitol is Alanta, BTW.

I tell Patton to ready the Tanks. Don't want Syndies or Yankees coming down.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Ah zie Fuhrer shall prevail, the beer hall coup failed but I shall run for the Fuhrer via zie weak democracies (win a presidential election)

 

[mythmonster2]

I poo on Dommy's tank.

 

[W|M]

I enter as a 12th-Century Master-Mason. I begin building a cathedral.

 

[Seon]

Get to da package! I grab the package and make a run for it.

 

[!!!!!]

I cut off those arms with no pain and become a regular guinea pig

 

[Abaddon]

I bbuy a lottery ticket.

 

[Darth Caesar]

Update delayed due to lack of orders from Dommy, Perfy, and Link.

 

[Omega124]

Just update without them.

 

[Darth Caesar]

Just update without them.

I'm not going to update with three people with no actions submited.

 

[Link]

I investigate this new ring.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I run mythmonster over with my tank.

 

[Abaddon]

I'm not going to update with three people with no actions submited.

Noone loses out but them, RtD should be run when you can update, not when all order are in. It encourages people to be quick on their toes!

 

[Darth Caesar]

I dig further.

20 You dig further the Defense Bonus is doubled and you find burried treasure worth $5,000.

The capitol is Alanta, BTW.

I tell Patton to ready the Tanks. Don't want Syndies or Yankees coming down.

18 You now have a platoon of tanks commanded by General Patton ready.

Ah zie Fuhrer shall prevail, the beer hall coup failed but I shall run for the Fuhrer via zie weak democracies (win a presidential election)

11 You are succesfully elected.

I poo on Dommy's tank.

18 You succesfully poo on his tank knocking his main cannon out of order until it is cleaned.

I enter as a 12th-Century Master-Mason. I begin building a cathedral.

12 You build a very nice plain cathedral.

Get to da package! I grab the package and make a run for it.

15 You get the package but there's only a Pistol, Shotgun, Ammo, First Aid Kit, and liter of water in it.

I cut off those arms with no pain and become a regular guinea pig

3 You cut off the arms but you are now heavily bleeding for a loss of 10 HPs per turn until you get medical help.

I buy a lottery ticket.

20 You win the lottery the prize is a squad of Stormtroopers and a AT-ST

I investigate this new ring.

10 Your investigation is inconclusive

I run mythmonster over with my tank.

1 He runs out of the way sending you into a fuel tank blowing it up along with your tank giving you 50 Damage, you will need to find a tank mechanic to get it fuctioning again.


The Radioactive Monkey is throwing poo at Dommy.
The Pirates are now engaging the Ninjas.
Chuck Norris is now fighting the Ninjas with the Pirates.
US Army platoon arrives in 2 turns.
The A.U.S.D.S. Platoon is awaiting orders.
The Drill Sergent starts attacking the Omega's Troops.
Police Sirens are heard.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Ich has become zie Fuhrer now I shall make zie Waffen SS und Wermacht and conquer zie world! (make an army)