Roll To Dodge XXVIII: Even more Boundless...

[SKILORD]

I cut the power to Abaddon's house at the breaker box and put on my ski mask.

 

[Omega124]

I rewrite the script so that I am now the supreme dictator of the island.

 

[Optical]

I book another plane for 6pm that day.

 

[mechaerik]

I haven't posted yet?

I do shoot BSmith again. Double tap!

 

[Boundless]

I let myself bleed out.

11: You bleed out...

ROLL TO DODGE!

2: You are completely destroyed by the electric shock from Abaddon (-9hp)

I stick a fork in the socket

17: You stick a fork in the tv socket, causing yet another electric shock for all in the tv (RTD!). Your fork gains super-electric powers (+2 to attack roll)

My Army and I go to the nearest other Hospital and eliminate the staff and take it over. Now we have TWO hospitals.

12: You take over the second hospital!!!

well, this isn't going very well... time for plan B.
I nuke france.

19: You completely destroy France, taking it over as your own (+4hp).

I eat the salad, giving me super powers

4: The salad turns out to be poisonous and you collapse. (-6hp)

ROLL TO DODGE!
4: The electric shock is just too much for you... and you die...

Fearing for my life, I seek out adolescent medical prodigy Doogie Howser to patch me up.

12: Doogie Howser patches you up

I teleport out of the TV so that the sharp ends of my pitchfork are just above Abaddon, and fall on him.

7(10): The pitchfork just misses Abaddon, and you are still stuck in the TV..

ROLL TO DODGE!

13: The electric shock doesn't seem to catch you!

I cut the power to Abaddon's house at the breaker box and put on my ski mask.

9:The power isn't cut, and your ski mask is no where to be seen....

ROLL TO DODGE

4: You are painfully electrocuted by the fork (-6hp)

I rewrite the script so that I am now the supreme dictator of the island.

11: You are now supreme dictator of the island

I book another plane for 6pm that day.

12: You manage to book yourself on a plane for 6pm.

I do shoot BSmith again. Double tap!

4: You miss and end up shooting yourself in the foot (-6hp)

 

[W|M]

I make my pitchfork conduct electricity and use it to electrocute everyone else remotely near me.

 

[mechaerik]

I shoot Abaddon.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

My electrically powered dead body flows into the TV, allowing me to control it.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I search radioactive France for superhero's to help me.

 

[Skwink]

My Army and I move onto the third hospital.

 

[Red_Spy]

My dead body gets teleported out into a supercomputer, and I become one with the supercomputer, becomeing a supercomputer, robot, thing, named GLaDOS.

 

[Winston Hughes]

No hp gained at all? It seems Doogie's medical prowess is rather less impressive than I had been led to believe...

I guess I'll embark on a Rocky-style training montage, to boost my strength, speed and endurance.

 

[Optical]

Arriving in Barcelona, I go to the beach for a swim.

 

[BSmith1068]

I bleed on Abaddon causing him to choke and suffocate.

 

[Abaddon]

Eugh.. why didn't I get hurt? I stuck a fricking fork in a socket!

 

[Boundless]

...I took that to mean you were doing that to electrocute everyone else... not yourself!

 

[Abaddon]

You were never taught that sticking forks in sockets was dangerous?

Ok. Action: Shoot self in foot!

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I go out of the house.

 

[Boundless]

Update on its way today!

 

[Omega124]

I celebrate on my victoty.