Roll to Dodge XXX: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition (Part III)

[Red_Spy]

I hop into the X-Wing, which has a heater in it, and fly to Dagobah.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Sargeant Reznov builds a bunker inside the building while I keep trying to heal my negetive effects

 

[Skwink]

I cuss at the tank.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I go party with Abaddon.

 

[W|M]

I get a medic to heal me in the basement of Pavlov's House

 

[Daftpanzer]

Well if the grue is leaving me alone, i tie a Tourniquet around my bitten leg and hobble onwards through the undercity, heading towards somewhere safe and warm.

 

[Terrance888]

I attack my Pneumonia.

 

[mechaerik]

I challenge pneumoneia to a fight.

 

[Boundless]

I use my jedi powers to stop any illness ever, including Pneumonia, developing or hurting me in any way!

 

[Imago]

The Insect Queen's decision has made me deeply confused, but I can learn to live with it, so I become Shellshocked forever, but being Shellshocked becomes a good thing.

 

[Omega124]

Shoot WIM!

 

[Abaddon]

Update 6

I hop into the X-Wing, which has a heater in it, and fly to Dagobah.

1: The X-Wing falls over as you try to climb into it, crushing you..

Sargeant Reznov builds a bunker inside the building while I keep trying to heal my negetive effects

13: He builds the bunker.. you're still unconscious..

I cuss at the tank.

16: Consider it suitably cussed, it might even look a trifle ashamed.

I go party with Abaddon.

4: Its an amazing night, but we are sooo hungover now!

I get a medic to heal me in the basement of Pavlov's House

18: Fully healed, and in a sweet location.

Well if the grue is leaving me alone, i tie a Tourniquet around my bitten leg and hobble onwards through the undercity, heading towards somewhere safe and warm.

17 (12): You arrive safe at hoplitejoe's Ice Castle.

I attack my Pneumonia.

10: Its a fairly even fight.

I challenge pneumoneia to a fight.

4: It knocks you for six and the pains worsen.

I use my jedi powers to stop any illness ever, including Pneumonia, developing or hurting me in any way!

14 (16): You are now disease immune.

The Insect Queen's decision has made me deeply confused, but I can learn to live with it, so I become Shellshocked forever, but being Shellshocked becomes a good thing.

13: It turns out you have a shocking shell!

Shoot WIM!

6 (8): And miss!


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The Pneumonia bites into the weak.. again next round those on the battlefield will only suffer even worse!

 

[hoplitejoe]

I reminisce in my ice castle.
(Daftpanzer, you get the guest room)

 

[Red_Spy]

I teleport to Dagobah.

 

[W|M]

I put a greatcoat on and begin to shoot enemy tanks from the roof.

Also, how do my Mercenaries have pneumonia? They are Soviet, they are used to this kind of weather at this time of year!

All my NPCs make propaganda for the enemy fascists to embrace.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I continue to lie down behind the sandbag's in hopes that I heal my negative effects

Sergeant Reznov searches the building for a flamethrower

 

[Skwink]

I scream really loud.

 

[Omega124]

Beat WIM to death with my gun!

I take control of the German 3rd Army.

 

[Boundless]

I use my Jedi powers and newfound immunity to crush Red Apy even further, whilst stealing Omega's MP40

 

[Terrance888]

My gun will help me win the Argument against the Pneumonia.